"DON'T TOUCH ME I'M KING DICE"
(Based on a dumb convo about dreams in a Discord DM)
CS: okay but I have a funny dream to tell you speaking of memes
CS: *er inside jokes
CS: okay once I Had this weird af dream
CS: I was still living at my CHILDHOOD OLD OLD house and went to the backyard. An old friendgroup I had was in............. like really SHITTY larping gear
CS: (SUPER TLDR BACKSTORY I HAD A FALLING OUT WITH THIS GROUP THAT I MODDED BECAUSE OLD BFF THERE GOT CLINGY AND REALLY MANIULATIVE AND BAD)
CS: so they're just kind of standing out there. The old BFF is dressed in a really short, child sized, ILL FITTING set of clothes that look like CUPHEAD'S OUTFIT
CS: ANOTHER ONE OF THE FRIENDS LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A LIVE ACTION EGGMAN
CS: SO
CS: the old bff dressed as Cuphead really badly says:
"Come on Alex! I need you to be the MUGMAN to my CUPHEAD!"
CS: LIKE SHE WANTED ME TO LIKE
CS: SUPER FUCKING LARP MUGMAN AND I KNEW IT IN MY DAMN CHEST
CS: BUT THIS IS WHERE IT GETS FUNNY
CS: I immediately got DISGUSTED at the idea of wearing the SHITTY CLOTHES
CS: AND BY DREAM LOGIC IN THAT MOMENT
CS: I KNEW I DIDN'T WANT TO BE MUGMAN BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY KING DICE BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY ONLY KING DICE WOULD BE THAT DISGUSTED BY THE IDEA OF BEING MUGMAN AND/OR DRESSING BAD???(edited)
CS: SO THAT'S WHERE THE IN-HOUSE MEME:
CS: "DON'T TOUCH ME I'M KING DICE" comes from










