#csecrookie

[thephoenixnomore]

🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch?

Val is a dom-leaning switch. That, or a power bottom.

[dynamiteabs]

💋

💋 for a random kiss.

     Jamison could see her, but she hadn’t spotted him yet. This was going to be great! A hand went over his mouth to stifle the giggling that he usually didn’t notice he was doing. But this was stealth practice. This was serious business! As she made her way into position, she called his name. Closer he inched, lowering himself to her.

          Closer. Closer....               Until finally....

     The top of his nose booped hers. “Hullo, beautiful! You’re lovely from every angle,” he said as he hung upside down in front of her like a blond, Australian Spider-man. And with that, he copied a famous movie, pressing his lips to hers.

[vakarianblues-blog]

“i’ll never get tired of this.”

Solana laughed, glancing worriedly at the dinner she’d attempted to make.  “Don’t thank me before you try it.”  This had been an easier recipe - it came with detailed instructions on the package.  Still, she was worried it had come out burnt.  Cooking dextro food was a challenge - food you couldn’t even taste was about ten times worse.

[mantis-scope-moved]

@csecrookie liked for a starter.

Garrus had only been back at the Citadel for a few days before C-Sec was asking him to return ‘for consultation.’ Maybe it was the conditioning that made him return, or maybe it was to rub it in their faces that he saved the Galaxy again.

Either way, there he was, stepping into a mostly-unoccupied Security Office, to see... a human. A young one. And a very small one.

“...Either you’re new, or I’m getting tunnelvisioned.”

[vakarianblues-blog]

ℒ

Send ℒ For My Muse’s Reaction to Suddenly Realizing They’re in Love With Yours. || @csecrookie

From the bed, she listens to Eydis move about the bedroom, going through her morning routine.  There was the soft swish of her hairbrush, the rushing of the bathroom sink.  “I don’t want you to go to work,” she mumbles into the pillow’s indifferent fluff, when the realization causes her eyes to snap wide open with the force of it.  

Somewhere along the way, this has moved past a casual fling with a girl she picked up at a bar.  Solana craves Eydis - and not just her touch, but her laugh, her smile, her very presence.  She wants to know how her day has gone, she wants to hear her opinion on every little thing, she wants to hold her while she sleeps, she wants to nuzzle her awake.  She wants to show her the starlit sky of Palaven and romance her with extravagant dinners and spend quiet nights just sitting beside her, reading a book.  And this feeling: there isn’t an end for it in sight.

Oh no.

Solana slides out from under the covers and approaches Edys, fully dressed in her uniform, from behind.  She snakes her arms around her little waist and pulls her close, leaning down to nuzzle her ear, this strange fleshy appendage she thinks is just so adorable, and whispers, “I hope you have a great day.“  Because her day just got so much better.

[vakarianblues-blog]

@csecrookie moved from x

A soft sigh passes the human’s lips as she sinks into her ruined half of the blanket fort, pillows scattered everywhere. Eydis couldn’t help but giggle at the sight, she’d gotten a tad carried away with the pillows and the blankets, but did that really matter when she had such nice company?

Sitting up to properly envelope Solana in a blanket, wrapping her arms loosely around the turian’s hips. Who knew that a tall, spiky gal could be so comfy?

“Let’s stay like this for just a little longer. You’re…a lot warmer than I’d imagined.”

When she’d heard the words “blanket fort,” this wasn’t entirely what Solana had envisioned.  She’d imagined more blankets, honestly.  Perhaps something that resembled a fort more than a nest.  But this - it was charming, it was playful, and it was oh so cozy.  She wiggled closer to Eydis, running her talons through her hair, this incredibly human thing that was heavy with her scent.

“You thought I’d be cold?”  She chuckled softly.  “Turians are warm-blooded, you know.  You seem to have a lot of strange misconceptions about what being with one is like.”

[vakarianblues-blog]

send a ship and i’ll tell you who...

@risenspectre​ @csecrookie​ ((I can’t believe someone other than nihlus-mun requested this omg lskdjlsdjf))

Gives nose/forehead kisses: Both, but Solana lets Nihlus do it more frequently because she thinks it’s super cute when he’s affectionate.  Also, he’s taller.

Gets jealous the most: Solana gets jealous easily.  But she doesn’t say anything about it.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Realistically, they are both drunk at the bar, and they walk home together, arms wrapped around each other’s waist.  

Takes care of on sick days: Both, but Solana is more fussy about it, and Nihlus does some weak protesting about her overattentiveness.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: NEITHER CAN SWIM.  Turians sink like rocks.  Instead, they sunbathe and pick up seashells.

Gives unprompted massages: Solana, frequently.

Drives/rides shotgun: Nihlus drives.  Solana rides shotgun.  She wears sunglasses and thinks her hubby’s really scary stunt-level driving is awesome.  She’s the only person who can stomach it.

Brings the other lunch at work: Solana.  Even when he’s not at home, she makes an effort to find out where he is so she can get lunch delivered to him.

Has the better parental relationship: It’s a very sore subject for both.

Tries to start role-playing in bed: Mm this one is tougher?  I feel like it’s something that wouldn’t happen without prior discussion from both parties.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Solana.

Still cries watching Titanic: Solana.

Firmly believes in couples costumes: Nihlus has been known to bring it up.  But, ultimately, Solana.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Both of them do.  And yet, they still try to do enact the rule every year.

Makes the other eat breakfast: They both do.  These two would literally die of starvation without each other.

Remembers anniversaries: Both.

Brings up having kids: Solana would want to bring it up, but she’d make Nihlus talk about it first.  She’d spend a lot of time dropping unsubtle hints about it.

[xerxesofthewolfpack]

Lunch break (mob AU)

@csecrookie

Xerxes adjusted his tie as he stepped out onto the presidium making sure the coast was clear of his security guards and he smiled as he didn’t see them. Straight ahead of them was the restaurant Xerxes was taking his new friend to “This way!” He said cheerfully to the woman following him.