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Warning: slight shakey red at the end, mention of the word wh*re

Mmmm meeeme.  Meeeem.  I should be doing classes, but meem.

Canon Impostor would 10/10 dunk his variants into the trash and laugh.  Nuff said.

Context: Rexa (guy with long scarf and no hood) is gay as shit and had like THREE kids through the power of bullshit.  And homosexual energy.  Mostly the latter.

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finn/rory

I’m assuming you’re talking about this thing.

falls asleep on the couch: it’s probably rory more often than not. trying to pretend like she’s not tired all the time from being sick. so she tries to stay up late but just ends up falling asleep on the couch anyway.

makes friends with the neighbors: finn is definitely the more social one. but if they were ever to have people over their house, rory would go all out to try and impress them. mainly because you’re supposed to have everything together and be able to host dinner parties and things like an adult. also because she considers it being practice for when you have kids and all of their gremlin friends are over. she wants their kids to have friends over and stuff. she wants to be the cool mom.

is the adventurous eater: finn is more the adventurous eater. rory is all for traveling the world but she is not about sampling the local cuisine if it’s things like cows brains and octopus tentacles and other weird things like that. though she is more likely to try something if you just tell her it’s good and you don’t tell her what’s in it.

hogs the covers at night: rory. the girl is a heat magnet. even sleeping next to finn she’s not warm enough. and if he tries to hug and roll she’s definitely stealing the covers from him.

forgets to do the dishes: neither of them really forgets. rory tends to do the dishes, but she never puts them away. similarly she’ll run the dishwasher, but never empties it.

tries to surprise their partner more often: finn. he’s all about that romantic shit. rory’s more of a hey what do you think about this? she’s horrible at keeping secrets anyway. she’d throw finn a surprise birthday party but he’d find out about it like two weeks early because she couldn’t keep it a secret.

leaves dirty laundry on the floor: finn definitely more than rory. she is damn proud of her closet. 

stays up til 2 AM reading:  probably finn

sings in the shower: rory sings all the time when she’s alone in the shower, usually obnoxiously loud and never quite on key. 

takes the selfies: they both takes the selfies. though i see finn doing it more often than rory. she just gets snap chats of him at work doing fish things with captions of what he’s doing or what the fish did or like here’s a rare albino squid or some weird shit like that.

plans date night: when it’s not a surprise, rory is actually pretty good at planning date night. not that finn doesn’t do it, but she likes scoping out good restaurants and stuff.