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CcDream is role-playing as cDream rn... No, Imma be honest, I don't think Dream was role-playing during the exile arc. He said so many weird things to Tommy, and it's just– UGHHHH. "I see red guys" mf I'm gonna make you red. I'm going to flay you like cattle.

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The Horrors have been on my mind recently, so I decided to draw something silly.

I was working on these drawings before the hypocritical cc!Dream tweet, then as I was working on the last panel the tweet dropped, and I had the revelation that I had the opportunity to do something wonderful.

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Hey guys, it's been a while. Sorry, I was in hibernation, as per usual. I've been frontin' for a couple of days now, and I finally feel like I'm kinda getting a grip on things again. College is fuckin' stressful, but tryin' my best! ^^; I think I'm one of the alters with the best memory, so I've been trying to use that as my advantage in college. I still feel behind, but I'm trying not to worry about it too much.

I'm not entirely sure what I should post next... any ideas?

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Shipping CCs is GROSS AND WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw... Just thought you guys should know my opinion on that. Characters, on the other hand? 👌👌👌 Separating characters from content creators is very important when consuming any media. I don't know CC!Philza personally. His character however–

Anyways, don't be weird on my page. Don't flirt with me (unless you're a c!Phil, then haiiii shawtyyy👋✨️). Don't speak of c!Dreamnoblade to me, I have VERY negative memories of him, and I WILL talk gruesomely about him. The 3 month prison arc makes me feel ill.👍 The only time you'll m a y b e see me talk positively of rivalsduo is if I'm mentally unwell and or reminiscing about my days as a gladiator.

Anyways this is MY blog and I get to decide how mentally ill I'm gonna be!!! This blog is essentially for all my memories, and c!Philza posting, and Dream hating content. 🫶

Warning: There will be angst, trauma discussion, and possibly slightly 18+ content (things like blood, gore, or vague mentions of intimacy). I will tag accordingly, but reader be advised. Also reoccurring themes of dehumanization in my life.

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Getting to actively yap about my (not) husband online is so refreshing. I love talking about the little things.

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For legal reasons, we were roommates

(A dramatic and definitely not very sarcastic rant by C!Technoblade)

For legal reasons, I gotta state that (c!)Philza was NOT my husband. No wedding. No gay marriage. Not even for purely tax purposes. Not that taxes were even a thing we took into consideration. COMPLETELY PLATONIC. No longing glances. Not even nearly holding hands when our hands ACCIDENTALLY graze each other. Just two BROS. I decided to become immortal so he wouldn't be lonely, so he could always have a FRIEND. I didn't raise his kids like they were my own, I just babysat them like a good best friend would!

I mean, yeah, we gave each other precious minerals, but I wear mine on an earring,and he keeps his on a necklace tucked in his shirt! Why would I be jealous that he wears his wedding ring constantly and spends more time with his wife than he does his own kids? We're just best friends after all! His kids slip up every once in a while and call me dad, but I just laugh it off! Imagine that! Having two dads and one mom, what a hoot!

The eldest calls me his big bro, and I don't like it, not because it implies that Phil is my father, but because I just don't think of him as a little brother! I'm more like the cool uncle that's secretly not actually related to you! The youngest looks a lot like Phil and little like me, but that's totally a coincidence! Everyone knows he was found in the forest! Phil doesn't even really like the youngest, so it'd just be heartbreaking if he was actually biologically his kid!

I'd give him the world, and I'd even fetch him the moon if he implied that he wanted it, but in the way you'd do anything for your best friend, of course. We have our own houses, albeit connected, but separate rooms and separate beds. I've never cuddled with him even once in my life! Not even on the nights when it was extra cold in Antarctica!

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One thing that bothers me a lot is the abundance of Twinknoblade designs. Like BRO I did NOT look like that!!!!! A man who lives and breathes potatoes and hibernates is not gonna be paper thin and beardless. A man who can take down over 10 people all on his onesome isn't gonna have low muscle tone. In human form, I was the closest thing a man could get to looking like a legitimate bear.

Me VS. That one bear guy in Brave (Mor' Du)

I'd think I'd win honestly.

But fr fr, I had a tummy. Not that I was proud of it, but I had one, especially when I was hibernating. You gotta bulk to build muscle. I had a big beard and thick curly hair to keep me warm in the overworld.

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I'm so normal I'm so normal I'm so normal— I am very normal about DSMP content. DSMP content fills me with HEALTHY emotions. I do NOT feel an intense rage whenever I see a character that I hate or has done me wrong (not including c!Tommy bc he's just a boy and never done anything wrong in his life ever). I do NOT get ridiculously excited when I see art accurate to how I looked. I do NOT giggle and kick my feet when I see c!Philza content. I am NORMAL!!!

Hehehehehehehehehehegegehe I lobb Phil so much he's so pookiewookie. I want to squish him like a stress ball, but gently. (Cuteness aggression)