Hello I think I found and tripped over cubi saliva near a rift in the woods. I was hiking and didn’t see either at first, I think they were disguised and now my hands and feet are EXTREMELY sensitive and I’m weirdly horny and I don’t think I can drive or do anything so I’m sitting down using speech to text to write this inquiry ohh anyways please send help does this shit wear off it’s starting to AH rain and it kind of hurts I am scared I am going to be uhm arrested if I call the wardens ohh and they assume the bottles are mine am I going to oh fuck am I going to be corrupted what do I FUCK FUCK WHY what do I do? Wait go back ungh wait wait delete that moan oh gods please don’t send
Thank you for contacting the Department of Monster Affairs.
Falling into cubi saliva is a surprisingly common occurrence given the recorded instances of such. It is far more potent than most people believe and they are very surprised by the results. However, this falling into cubi saliva is something that typically happens in their homes or at nightclubs, not out in the middle of the woods.
If you found these bottles in the middle of the woods and near a rift, it would seem you likely found a stash of smuggled cubi saliva. Given the geo-data attached to your message it is possible that this is one of the routes used by the Mojilite family, commonly known as the Orc Mafia.
We have dispatched an undercover unit to your location to find you and collect the evidence. Be on the look out for two women, one white with blonde hair and the other Black with purple dreads. They will also have an arcane hound and will be armed as a precaution.
Once you are safe these agents will ask you questions about this discovery but DOMA does not assume guilt. Please remain where you are so we can find you. If you must move stay along marked trails.
As for dealing with the sensations of arousal unfortunately, there is no easily accessible cure for cubi saliva, but the effects will fade after an hour or so depending on how much you were exposed to. Please know that you will not become corrupt just from exposure to cubi saliva, it is an aphrodisiac and just that; it is cubi sexual fluids that are corruptive. The main thing you can do at this time is try to wash away any still remaining on your skin, remove yourself from the exposure source, and wait it out, easing your symptoms if necessary.
DOMA does not recommend using typical anti-arousal techniques when dealing with cubi saliva. Thinking of things like your mother, feces, garbage, or filing taxes might become psychologically associated with arousal in your brain, giving you new kinks or fetishes that you may not want. It is possible that your exposed areas will experience increased sexual sensitivity for the remainder of your life but not to the level you are currently experiencing.
Thank you again for contacting the Department of Monster Affairs. Do not worry this incident may be difficult not but it will pass.











