>Starts a family
>First child born. Healthy baby boy
>Cries a lot but it just shows he's strong and healthy
>Try to have other kids
>Our firstborn murders his siblings in their crib
>Firstborn is growing way bigger than us
>Start to think child might not be ours. Spouse nervously says they are and not to worry
>Large mobsters keep hanging around our house
>They say we better take care of our son or they'll burn down our house for child endangerment
>One of the mobsters looks exactly like an older version of my son
>I am a reed warbler
















