#cue laughter

[mattemilkao3]

Mutuals will not believe that the fic writing process is delayed due to a little concussed bird having migrated into my shoebox for the next few hours but I swear it's so

[professional-writher]

Sasha………l..

[thecrispydemon]

[badpoetryandhornythoughts]

Me, covered in cum: you should see the other guy

[elly373]

i was sitting next to a couple people in class and i just hear this-

person 1- yeah, she said if i didn't come here i wouldn't graduate and i'd have to spend two more years at school

person 2- holy fuck, how did you fuck up that bad.....i mean with peace and love how did you fuck up that bad?

[halebrine]

Impulse: "Here you can have that" *places mycelium*

Xisuma: "EUGH"

[hellofuture]

[chut-je-dors]

me: *stabs at a paul mccartney poster with a pen* I hate this! I hate this face!

my flatmate: what, what

me: i hate his face!! too good-looking! ugh!!!

my flatmate:

my flatmate: don't hate, masturbate