#cullendai

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does your inky have kids with you Love Interest?

Yes (Tell me about them!)

No (Why not?)

Voting ended onSep 30, 2024

I accidentally made the poll too short but please tell me anyway!!!

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WIP

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You can't tell me that Cullen wouldn't either have an old ass android or an iPhone 6 if he was here with us now.

The only games he would have on his phone would be chess, solitaire and candy crush and everyone's contact is how he knows them.

Leliana (work)

Josephine (work)

Dorian (friend)

[inky's name] (wife)

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If I see one more redditor say that Cullen is a shitty person and try to use his VALID TRAUMA against him I swear I'm gonna

I'm literally pro mage and free the mages all allat but he was literally tortured by blood mages for days if not weeks. He had every right to think the way he did, and he was a big enough person to GROW OUT OF HIS HATRED. You know how big of a nigga you gotta be to move on from your trauma like that and coexist with the mages?

So yeah I don't think he's some irredeemable dickhead, he did everything as right as he possibly could.

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"Cullen needs a redemption arc!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1" people get on my nerves sometimes

He had a redemption arc

Most of it was just off screen. His redemption was staying behind to clean up the entirety of the Kirkwall mess, and being a fair knight commander to his Circle after the events of DA2. Even in DA2 his biggest crime was passivity.

But he literally began his redemption arc by finally growing some hair on his balls and telling Meredith no.

He was traumatized and groomed, and tbh he never did anything completely unjustifiable. He never went and sexually assaulted any mages like some people imply, he never beat on them or even really interacted with them outside of what was necessary. If anything, he was one of the better Templars at Kirkwall because he didn't mistreat the mages. His private thoughts and what he said to Hawke were not in the presence of the mages.

What really tickles me is people who are blackwall meat riders who say that blackwall had a better redemption arc

The nigga literally stole someone else's identity and ran away from his problems. Just because he trained a few niggas here and there to defend themselves and pretended to be a Grey Warden doesn't mean he's amazing. And I don't even dislike blackwall, I just think it's hypocritical to say that blackwalls redemption arc was better than Cullen's.

Blackwall literally only owned up to his shit after he couldn't take lying anymore.

Blackwall literally has a confirmed assist in murdering an entire family, children included 💀

Tldr Cullens redemption arc was fine

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Cullen is a virgin but just has natural fucking skills

I don't make the rules

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You think Cullen booty jiggle when he do jumping jacks