#culpepper crew

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Cailin: You have a drinking problem. Seek help, not excuses.

Felicity: You should seek some bitches.

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Cailin: You know, I always think I know what will come out of your mouth next, but I never do.

Felicity: Yeah, neither do I.

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Cailin: What's an experience that changed the way you look at life?

Percy: Kids. The second your first child is born the entire world changes. And one thing that stands out about it: you fully appreciate just how dangerous this world really is when you become responsible for a new life.

Felicity: Taking MDMA.

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Briar: Watcha watching, Quinn?

Quinn: Hockey.

Briar: I didn't know you liked hockey.

Quinn: Oh, I love hockey... except for those boring interludes where they skate around trying to hit the black thing.

Briar: You mean the puck?

Quinn: FIGHT, YOU TIME-WASTING FIGURE SKATERS, FIGHT!!

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Emory: I don't want to hurt their feelings.

Felicity: Hurt their feel — do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?

Emory: Yeah, don't you?

Felicity: No. How do you get anything done?

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Emory: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Quinn: Existence is a prison and being your sibling is maximum security.

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Briar: Get kidnapped. You'll find out who your real friends are. I promise you that.

Emory: I just feel like there are steps you could probably take before that one...

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Cailin: I’ve done the best I could to raise you! Have I been perfect? No.

Cailin: Do I know anything about children? No!

Cailin: Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably!

Quinn:

Emory:

Briar:

Cailin: Where was I going with this? I had a point.