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Cosmo: Oh, no, no. I love that you're a cunt, it makes me feel morally superior.

Matthew: ...

#the leonard family #cosmo leonard #matthew wilson #source: russian doll

Nova: Controversial opinion but I don't think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes.

#the leonard family #nova leonard #source: tumblr

Errol (to Nova): What did you do? You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the cops again or not.

#source: tumblr (artsymeeshee)#errol leonard #nova leonard #the leonard family

Nova: *asking for a ride somewhere sketchy* Can you take me? Dad said no.

Mandy: Well if your dad said no why should I say yes?

Nova: Because he's not the boss of you.

Mandy: ...

Mandy: You're damn right, let's go.

#cool aunt mandy is an enabler #the leonard family #nova leonard #mandy leonard #errol leonard #(mentioned)#source: unknown

Nova: One time I ate about one hundred and fifty jalapeños in under two minutes. Everyone at the emergency room was so impressed.

#nova leonard #the leonard family #source: the good place

Cosmo: I always keep a note in my pocket that says "Ori did it" in case I ever get murdered.

Billie: You think he's gonna kill you?!

Cosmo: Oh definitely not. But when I die I don't want him getting remarried.

#cosmo leonard #billie gruber #orion leonard #(mentioned)#the leonard family #source: unknown

Felicity: Balderdash! I never agreed to that!

Guard: No. But you did declare yourself dead three years ago as a tax dodge.

Felicity: Tax dodge, nothing! You take one nap in a ditch at the park and they start declaring you this and that.

#felicity culpepper #the elder #source: futurama

Briar: I understand that I occupy an extremely dope aesthetic, but my life is actually quite bad.

#the elder #source: not another d&d podcast #briar willowsong

Cosmo: You know, the existence of “imaginary friend” implies the existence of an “imaginary enemy”

Billie: ...Cosmo it's 4 am, why are you calling me?

#cosmo leonard #billie gruber #the leonard family #source: tumblr

Cailin: You have a drinking problem. Seek help, not excuses.

Felicity: You should seek some bitches.

#cailin culpepper #felicity culpepper #culpepper crew #the elder #source: reddit

Orion: Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is also still alive. I don't need words, just a response of any sort. K, hope you're living.

Cosmo: ahhkfjglhfdlfnj

Orion: This is sufficient.

#the leonard family #orion leonard #cosmo leonard #source: texts from last night

Quinn: Hey Cailin, can a person breathe in the washing machine while it's on?

Cailin:

Cailin: Where's Emory?

#quinn culpepper #cailin culpepper #emory rothschild #(mentioned)#the elder #culpepper crew #source: unknown

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#rosie manors #mandy leonard #(mentioned)#the leonard family #THIS IS JUST. SO PAINFULLY 110% ROSIE TALKING ABT MANDY I'M DYING

Nova: What's easy to get into and hard to get out of?

Matthew: My pants.

Nova: ...

Nova: The real answer was "trouble," but yeah okay I'll give that to you.

#source: shit i overheard at work #the leonard family #nova leonard #matthew wilson

Cosmo: So, Mattie, what do you think?

Matthew: I don't know man, I'm lost. The universe is a cruel and vexing puzzle. I'm at the whim of the cosmos.

Cosmo: Alright, I'm gonna put you down for "bummer."

#he's so emo it's so funny #the leonard family #cosmo leonard #source: brooklyn nine nine #matthew wilson

Cailin: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart, and capacity to feel.

Quinn: You take that back!

#the elder #cailin culpepper #quinn culpepper #source: whiskey cavalier

Errol: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here??

Nova: It's kind of complicated, but Cosmo-

Errol: Got it. Forget I asked.

#the leonard family #errol leonard #nova leonard #cosmo leonard #(mentioned)#source: parks and rec

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