#cultcoop

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I’m absolutely picking cult Cooper

Nooooo y’all gotta stop! He would ruin your life and then leave you without warning. But like also I totally get it.

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cultcoop ft. apyr au xx

YES let's gooooo (for those not in the know "Apyr" is Cooper & Lyra and sometimes John).

-I talked a little bit about CultCoop before but there are so many different ways this could go to be honest.

-Like regular Cooper, CultCoop would be wanted for drug smuggling, and all that and Lyra would still have her background as a serial killer. Both of them seek out the Project as a potential refuge from the law. We talked some about them already maybe crossing paths previously in the world of crime, and maybe having them arrive in Hope County around the same time and recognize each other.

-Another option could be they run into each other on the way there. Either way I still like their first "meeting" turning into a brawl because they both think the other was sent to kill them. And then realizing they're both on the run and agree to team up. And then of course the classic, "oh no they're hot" moment.

-They form a sort of alliance/partnership with.....benefits, and sort of help each other rise up the ranks in the cult. (CultCoop is a lot more cunning and a lot less scrupulous than normal Cooper). Eventually they both become "Cult VIPs" who are pretty essential to the project.

-In my CultCoop AU, Eden's Gate starts selling a recreational form of Bliss around Montana to fund their growth, and CultCoop gets put in charge of this. Later as things start to ramp up, he's also one of the people in charge of obtaining weapons and ammo for the cult.

-Cooper would work closest with Faith, but eventually John takes an...... interest in him. Lyra would be John's right hand as she is in her normal canon, and I think, at first, John would be a source of jealousy and tension that would threaten Lyra and CultCoop's uhm..... relationship. But John would probably quickly realize both very hot people were interested in him and solve the issue by suggesting that all three of them be together.

-I'm not sure about Lyra, but the end game for CultCoop doesn't look good I'm afraid. He wouldn't be easy to take down, but I think he would eventually be killed by whoever the Deputy is in this universe.

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I'd pick cult!Cooper because I'm here for the cult shit

Good! Because he isn’t he’s totally faking it to stay in the Seeds’ good books. And he would actually probably really like having someone who was more into it to help him look better.

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I love og Coop with all my heart but I’m gonna have to also go for Cult!Coop cause I mean….can you blame me though?💜

No I can’t blame you but Lici no! You are much too sweet for him. CultCoop has regular Cooper’s charisma and body but none of his sweetness. He’s mean and arrogant (I mean even more so than regular Cooper; who is already pretty arrogant). He doesn’t care about your feelings unfortunately. You’ll have to put in all the emotional labor and effort. Sex might be worth it though tbh.