#cundrie

[cundrie-la-surziere]

beware of a green man bursting into your dining halls. his games are an exercise in delayed gratification

[gawrkin]

Just imagining a peaceful scene:

Morgause having a picnic with all her daughters and daughters-in-law and just... chatting. Gossiping and what not.

All the juicy deets on the Orkney bros and the elder Morgause' expressing her life experiences to Ragnelle, Guinevak, Lynette, Lyonesse and Laurel...

(Okay maaaybe a little bit of mischief and shenanigans, but still)

[mordred-galahad]

💚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥖?

💚 FAVORITE QUEST/STORY ARC

Esay: Gawain and Ragnelle's wedding.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 TALK ABOUT THE ORKNEYS

I love my Orkney Bros as much as any person. BUT. Today is loving Orkney Women day. I love Orkeny Women. I wanna know more and read more about Orkney Women. Lyned and her necromancer ways. Lyonors who lives in AVALON. Laural in her lavender marriage and her sad dumb gay husband (lovingly). Clarrisant, Soredamors, Thenew, Cundrie. This is a wholly made up headcanon BUT I imagine Thenew has healing moon-based powers that work/are like an inverse of Gawain's sun powers. And Cundrie. I love Cundrie. In Parzival a sorceress who shares her name (Cundrie La Surziere) and is said to be learned in star lore, speak all languages and have mastered science appears and I imagine her and Agravain and Laurel scheming and wrecking havoc.

🥖 FAVORITE LANCELOT KINSMAN

Galahad and Bors.

[cundrie-la-surziere]

i’m playing in the sandbox of prophecy :) wahoo!

uh-oh

yeah looks like you’re gonna be murdered by the person you admire most. yeah they’re just on a rampage. yeah they don’t even notice until it’s pointed out to them

[cundrie-la-surziere]

omg yay you completed the gral quest!! become functionally immortal

[cundrie-la-surziere]

who the FUCK let parzival sit on the Siege Perilous??

[cundrie-la-surziere]

king arthur? yeah he’s fine. no really. no like he’s got a great thing going - ok yeah actually i think his court is a den of iniquity and i think some of the knights there are lil bitches incapable of finishing a quest right

no this isn’t about anyone in specific

[cundrie-la-surziere]

yeah everyone is frightened of me. yes it’s because of my strong personality and as a woman that frightens them

i guess my boar’s tusks, bear ears, dog nose, bristle-like hair, and lion’s claws might have something to do with it too