Jun 23
Shallan after WaT:
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Maldives
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from Brazil
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China
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seen from Australia
seen from United States
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seen from Türkiye
Shallan after WaT:
Spoken like someone who was taught by Hoid.
My daily affirmations:
Jasnah WILL survive era 2 of stormlight.
Jasnah WILL become a worldhopper.
She WILL be renowned and feared in equal measure all throughout the cosmere
and she WILL get to beat up that evil white twink just as an added bonus.
If I die and all I'm known for is as "that guy that's obsessed with Jasnah Kholin," then I would die happy.
Hoid: As you all may know, I took a bit of a sabbatical last year.
Shai: Do you mean when you shacked up with the Queen of Alethkar, but she dumped your sorry ass over letter?
Kelsier: Miss Shai, please... Raise your hand if you want to ask a question.
Shai: *raises her hand*
Hoid: Okay, I think we should move on.
Kelsier: The Queen certainly did.
I love the dynamic between Hoid and Shallan so soooo much. Like wdym? That is LITERALLY his daughter guys!!! I was there when he gave birth to her!
What if in the Cosmere, instead of the Jeremy Renner app, they have the Cephandrius Maxtori app where they just talk ab Hoid and upload pictures of him whenever he's spotted.
If I had a nickle for every time I made a "Hoid is pregnant" joke, I'd have like 100 bucks at LEAST!