The obsession with magical john came from miitopia and shipping him with chat, and was pretty much just one side of the RTGame fandom
The stuff about cupcler was entirely the other side of the fandom, from the roleplays and onceler stuff
Then a few of you come along and start overanalyzing both of them- which tbh probably started a year ago with the dandelion theory, or earlier, but only increased recently
And then you guys “accidentally” start shipping them together
Which- first of all, the interesting part about magical john WAS his interest in twitch chat, that made him not only relevant to us but shippable -> sexymanable -> milkable -> dissectable (hate that I said this)
So it’s quite odd to see him shipped with someone completely different- this was never the intention. He was made for twitch chat, that’s why he became infamous
And second of all, wild that of all things, CUPCLER was what replaced twitch chat. Something so unimportant to like 99% of RTs fanbase. Hell, he started from Kevin’s cups- he’s not from RT at all. But he’s also… dissectable. And flirtatious. And thus here we are.
And now either 1) we’re gonna end up with shipping wars between those who support chatical john and … cupcical john? and thus literally ourselves vs the cup
or 2), magical john has two hands and twitch chat has to get with the cup now