Does It Matter If Canon Disagrees If Its Funny?

You dare come onto my page and expect coherent thoughts? /j

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Kish does an Intro post!

Hello! Welcome to the junk drawer of Hermitcraft headcanons! My name is Kish and I use any pronouns except for he/she/they!

What do I not accept?

- Nsfw

- Politics

- Hate

I run on a 3 strikes policy most times but I have the right to deny or block anyone over these!

Can you ask me questions?

Of course! I do prefer them on @kish-go-squish though unless they relate to needing a TW or something! (That’s my side blog!! :} )

Anything we should note?

Yep!

I tag any of my non headcanon talking with #kish is social (except this post!)

I do post about age regression sometimes! It’s all tagged!! If you s3xualize it that’s an immediate block. No second chances! (Sorry not sorry!)

I do swear sometimes but most of the time it’s censored! :}

Also: there’s no such thing as too many headcanons! Just don’t send more than 10 crossover headcanons in a row!

How soon can I expect my headcanons to be posted?

Honestly, whenever i get around to it, i try to post a couple a few times a week, but life gets crazy and i have a lot of personal stuff going on! :}

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Scar can talk to cats, but doesn't tell people bc he doesn't want to seem weird

me-ow :3

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On July sixth 2023 or something, someone had a headcanon on this page that was Etho having like 20 middle names.

I'd like to expand on this with other ideas:

Etho has four names (one first, one middle, two last [lore stuff])

Wels has like seven middle names. His first name isn't Wels. Wels is a middle name. His first name is Jason.

Same as Wels' for Hels except his first name is Mason and he has different middle names.

huzzah

jesus this page has been around since 2023? damn.

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The reason scar calls illusioners pajama men, is because he has pajamas that look almost exactly like their robes

imagine him coming to stay overnight at someone’s house and just pulling out illusioner robes

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The hermits once had a drag competition, everybody won, all the judges were flustered and declared a tie.

real and valid

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So because I see headcanons for the helsmits, I'm gonna add my own except it's halfway a Xisuma headcanon

So both Xisuma and Exavian (Evil Xisuma with a name) clinically lack sympathy and empathy (not me projecting ↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) but Exavian is more like "I'm just gonna do what's most logical for the long-run for you" if you're down and Xisuma's more like "oh gods (heh multi-god end-based pantheon) how do normal people act in this situation what do I do all I really know how to do is what I can see working out for you in the future"

The hermits are mostly unaware that Xisuma almost completely lacks empathy and sympathy because he's good at hiding it (me with my friends). The helsmits, meanwhile, are well aware because Exavian makes no moves to mask.

fair fair tbh

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Scar has so many cats, this man has an army of cats. They are taking over the train. They are taking over the death scar. They are taking over every place where scar spends a lot of time or sleeps. Also Jellie didn't die she ascended to godhood and now is a goddess of cats and protecting hermits. She sends cats to take care of scar, and occasionally visits him in cat form. Since she is a god, her cat form is basically dragon sized. When this happens, scar gets to ride on her back, she mostly does it when he is sleep deprived bc she knows he will fall asleep in her fur.

Doc isn't normally afraid of cats despite being a creeper hybrid, but he is afraid of godly Jellie bc in his opinion, no cat should be that big and his creeper instincts said nope.

Gem and Grian feed giant Jellie fish, and sometimes try to summon her with fish. (It usually works, she really likes fish, they do it for scar but haven't taught him how they do it bc then he would always do it)

Jellie is now the cherry mountain mascot. Sometimes cherry mountain has sleepovers where they all sleep on or around Jellie

i’m still caught up on the cats in all honesty

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Scar has the biggest tits in the hermit craft server, they are natural and he is amab, but goddamn those tits are HUGE

damn

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Gem has low empathy and she's terrible at comforting people

honestly that’s very fair

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Hear me out on the last headcanon

Platonic kissies ^^

oo

i hear you, i see you

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I can’t decide if I want them all to be a silly platonic polycule or if I want them to kiss it’s a daily issue /hj

nono that’s fair

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Sometimes Wels is not a knight, but a boy princess. VERY different from a prince thank you very much. Boy princesses are much cooler.

i see i see

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Mother Spore grian being the CG to all her children (mycelium resistance members). you see my vision. that is all goodnight

ooo

yes, i see the vision

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Grian and Scar are both plural (in the multiple-variants-on-the-same-person manner)

Joel is plural in the all-different-people manner. Everyone in the system has agreed to be called Joel, only because they think it's really funny

yknow that’s fair

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I see your plural Grian and I raise you: plural Scar.

He has to use outfits to bring specific alters to front for specific tasks otherwise they don't get done (poepoe hat, Scarland construction uniform, hotguy outfit, etc.)

ooo

i see i see

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Grian is plural.

yknow what, fair

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Grian is a creeper hybrid. Ever wonder why his eyes are so beady?

oo

boom boom