#cure all

[djkerr]

the cure all

📹 netflixanz IG

[isuggestforce-masc]

forcemasc that magically makes my migraines go away

maybe the real man is the me without migraines who doesn't spend most of his day in bed with a sleep mask on

forcemasc but its like a potion in a high fantasy genre a cure all ailment and youre like omg thank god a cure for my migraines only for it to also unexpectedly cures your gender dysphoria

[sailingfireshipz]

"I've got a cure all for you."

[arctic-hands]

One time my dad's then-girlfriend's best friend wrote one of those stupid "eating clean will cure your chronic intestinal illnesses!" cookbooks (to my knowledge my dad's then-girlfriend's best friend was perfectly healthy), and since the author's best friend's then-boyfriend's progeny has been diagnosed with Crohn's since age nine and celiac since age seventeen, I got a free copy.

Now my mom, years divorced from my dad at this point, had always foisted these cure-all cookbooks on me all throughout my childhood since age nine, and even at that age I knew it was all bullshit and ignored them, and the few times I tried a recipe from them it was godawful, so they went largely ignored.

Fast forward about a decade after receiving the book from the perfectly healthy best friend of my dad's then-girlfriend, I'm going thru the various cookbooks I do have, when I come across the One In Question, which purports to have gluten free recipes. So I figure why not, and idly browse thru it looking for an interesting recipe to try.

And then the first thing in the gluten free section is barley croquettes.

Which underneath in the little spiel, specifically states that barley is gluten free.

(Spoiler: it's not.)

So now I'm in possession of the world's most incompetent cookbook (which says something given all the cure-all diet books my chronically ill ass has been forced to be exposed to all my life), taking up valuable bookshelf space. I don't want to give it away and risk some newbie celiac reading it and getting sick, or worse a health nut know-nothing-know-it-all getting their grubby mitts on it and cooking it for someone with celiac, so I don't know what to do with it. But I am very resourceful, and Christmas was coming up and my broke ass couldn't afford wrapping paper so like. My gift to the world that year was making sure my fellows didn't get poisoned by bullshit

[lordgolden]

my jaw is constantly clenched 

[herpessupport]

Warning

Do NOT ever take MMS. 

I’ve had people message me on here about it previously and was just recently listening to a podcast about it. It reminded me of the few people who had tried to promote it or suggested people take it for herpes.

If you ever see someone trying to convince you to take MMS as a cure all DO NOT BUY IT. It is quite literally chemical bleach. This can kill you. 

And don’t go falling for any of those other internet schemes or natural cures that claim to cure herpes or cure anything else. Just please be careful with the things you put in your body. Just because you know someone who might claim up and down that this remedy cured their whatever, does not mean it is actually good for you or can cure anything. 

[magneticghouls]

I’m not sure why, but one of my favourite things ever is cuddling in bed under tons of blankets, reading fluff while listening to Disney music.