#currently unhinged

[eternalmomentss]

So we agree that Dorian goes crazy excited and becomes ridiculously nervous and awkward whenever he gets so much as a single peck from Orym, yes?

[u2011234567]

THIS IS A PUBLIC “I TOLD YOU SO” TO EVERYONE WHO DOUBTED ME

I NEED EVERYONE TO LISTEN. THIS. RIGHT. NOW. IS A PEAK ERA TO BE A MARVEL FAN.

THE DOOMSDAY TEASER IS DROPPING IN THEATERS. IN CINEMAS. ON A GIANT SCREEN. LIKE A SACRED TEXT PASSED DOWN TO THE FAITHFUL.

THE SMBND MOVIE IS COMING. WONDER MAN IS COMING. THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING AGAIN LIKE IT JUST REMEMBERED WHO IT IS.

AND ME? I AM STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS LIKE: YEAH. YEAH I STAYED. YEAH I BELIEVED. YEAH I DEFENDED THIS FRANCHISE IN GROUP CHATS LIKE IT WAS MY FULL-TIME JOB.

I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH THIS UNIVERSE FOR YEARS. THROUGH THE DISCOURSE. THROUGH THE “IT’S OVER” THINKPIECES. THROUGH THE TRUST-THE-PROCESS ERA. THROUGH PEOPLE ACTING LIKE CARING DEEPLY WAS EMBARRASSING.

AND NOW LOOK AT US.

ANNOUNCEMENTS. HYPE. JOY. FANDOM BUZZING LIKE A LIVE WIRE.

THIS IS NOT JUST CONTENT. THIS IS VALIDATION.

THIS IS MARVEL TURNING AROUND, POINTING DIRECTLY AT THE LONG-TIME FANS, AND SAYING: “HEY. THANK YOU FOR LOVING US LOUDLY.”

I FEEL PRIDE. I FEEL JOY. I FEEL LIKE A DERANGED LITTLE CREATURE RUBBING ITS HANDS TOGETHER IN A THEATER SEAT WAITING FOR THE LOGO TO HIT THE SCREEN.

CINEMA IS FUN. FANDOM IS ALIVE. AND I AM ABSOLUTELY THRIVING IN MY OBSESSION.

I DID NOT STAY FOR NOTHING. THIS ERA IS FOR US.

AND IF YOU SEE ME EMOTIONALLY LEVITATING WHEN THE TEASER PLAYS? TRUST ME WHEN I DAY

I ABSOLUTELY WILL.

[mysticmumbles]

DETECTIVE MARK HOFFMAN!!! LET ME MOTORBOAT THOSE FAT JUGS, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

[macchiatosdumptruck]

hold on a second i'm thinking about how daniel in the first movie was actually so angry so much of the time. he didn't understand his surroundings. he didn't understand the rules. he was an outsider. he was targeted for seemingly no reason. just being himself. and then how he's eldest daughter coded. lesbian coded. how so many men can't stand him or how he presents himself. how he looks or how he acts. how angry he makes them. the way that all of his biggest stans are women, usually queer women I'm just saying there's something there.

[burberryharold]

All hail queen Helene