#cursed aus

[preposterousgreen]

AU in which shoddy lab procedures result in all of Shinra's cell lines of J cells becoming cross-contaminated with Zack cells, which proliferate so aggressively that it's only a matter of months before every SOLDIER has them.

Professor Hojo makes a feeble attempt to get the department to call them "Z cells" instead of "Zack cells," but most of the scientists refuse.

[hiddenmoonbeam]

when @polaroidcats was making her beautiful collage for this ask from @werewolfenthusiast I promised I would draw Shririus for her, so here have my very sherious and not at all traced Shrek Wolfstar AU fanart 💚

[mushroomjeremy]

I have made a habit of drawing Viva Pinata related things when I’m sick. So adding to my SCP Viva Pinata AU designs I decided to draw a human character...

Well as human as Alto Clef can be.

Gave him whiskers as I think it fits in with VP’s character designs.

He doesn't own a garden plot, at least anymore. He is forbidden from owning another one after the egg incident. Worked to hunt sour pinatas and ruffians, the Goc in this au just kinda work around that. His scarf held 166′s egg in a little pouch around the front. Also can hand out ukulele accessories to people for their pinatas.

[nocturnal-phantoms-fandoms]

hiii glad you find bikemus cursed (but intriguing) just wait til u hear abt vibemus (tumblr might not be ready) 😇

I am so invested now! I dunno how did bikemus came to be but if its anything close to what I think it is I need it! It would be such a funny (and unhinged) spin on the classic fairy tale

I think this fandom needs more cursed aus actually. Im so thankful you and @hiddenmoonbeam are taking on this noble responsibility for the rest of us <333

And idk what vibemus means. But you did make what's your vibe quiz. So I have mu suspicions..

[born-to-strange-sights]

howls moving castle au where everything is the same except sophie makes philip treacy hats💖

[thegiantestjesse]

i have a cursed concept at heart

imagine

clef

but like

a fuckton of him

like multiple versions of him

and all of them have the same backstory, the only difference is that they are all from different countries

like there is an italian clef and a german clef and a japanese clef and an american clef.. you get the gist

and they all have to work together to keep the scp foundation afloat

call that

Cleftalia

oh my fucking god

can we get a clef from a really obscure country that nobody really knows about and he's like the rare clef they have to actively seek out like fbi agents

[facewithoutheart]

Since I am Queen of cursed fics, I present to you The Worst AU idea:

Titanic AU where the Mage is the iceberg (Iceberg! Straight ahead!) (Wait, does that iceberg have a pencil mustache?) (They hit the iceberg, distracted by its facial hair)

Feel free to add your own.

[incorrect-kipo-quotes]

Benson is The Onceler, Dave is The Lorax, Scarlemagne is O’Hare

this has been sitting in my ask for a month now. i have NO IDEA how to answer it.