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markodragic

pigskiin-deactivated20241231

luckydoee

More shitposts I made enjoyy 🤲 :D

thegremlindraws

hand it over valve 😤

just-mebs

Has this been done

aropride

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

harlequinchaos

the-shark-well

@corvicyak

b0nkcreat

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

b0nkcreat

live reenactment

b0nkcreat

happy almost 80 thousand (?!?!??!?!!) notes to this post. Please stop asking to date my mom she is already married to the grind

basilhallwardmybeloved

My favourite thing about Netflix mobile is that every so often it glitches and—

pitbolshevik

my dad refuses to watch breaking bad and i asked him why once and he was like "i dont like how mean he is to his wife :("

clini-calia

broke-ass-lookin-ass

scout's a real one for this

gglilyallin-deactivated20250618

love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

gglilyallin-deactivated20250618

ive been getting a lot of people really worried for this axolotl so i thought i’d clarify: she’s fine. she’s moist on the puppy pad so she won’t dry out and the x ray only takes a few seconds. the x ray was because she had an internal gut blockage due to the wrong substrate being used. they took another x ray after giving her barium to determine where in the gut it was, but the barium lubricated her gut enough that she passed the blockage with no invasive surgery and she’s completely fine. here she is not-flattened