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Dave: I’m quick at math.

Lio: Okay, what’s 38 times 76?

Dave: 24.

Lio: That’s not even close.

Dave: But it was quick.

#submission #cinnamonzor #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #dave #lio

Cotton: Who wants to start a screamo mariachi band with me?

#submission #cinnamonzor #cotton #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

Asher: Star Trek is so cool. I wish space was real.

#kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #asher

im wheezing

"scarsy"

IKR shoutout to @cinnamonzor for the latest submission i opened it up the first time and COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING

#ask #anon

Jamack: Kipo’s weakness? Easily distracted by nerd shit.

Jamack: Dave? Fire.

Jamack: Wolf? Can’t act to save her life.

Jamack: Scarsy? Crippling self-doubt mixed with overwhelming hubris-

Scarlemagne: WHOA-whoa-whoa! That’s, like, REALLY personal compared to FIRE!

#cinnamonzor #submission #jamack #scarlemagne #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

Happy equinox! I hope the new season brings you lots of love, growth, and happiness!

thank you anon! a prosperous equinox to you as well <3

#ask #anon #not kipo

Benson: Dave was banned from the Chicken Shack. We had to go out of town to get some.

Dave: Well, they shouldn’t say “all-you-can-eat” if they don’t mean it.

Jamack: Dave, you ate a chair.

#submission #cinnamonzor #benson #dave #jamack #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

Benson, at 3 A.M.: Why are any of us here, really?

Mrs. Sartori, having caught him trespassing: I’m asking about you specifically.

#submission #cinnamonzor #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #benson #mrs. sartori

Jamack: I have connections within the furry community that can ruin your life in twenty minutes.

Kipo: Nya!

#submission #cinnamonzor #jamack #kipo #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

Kipo: Great! Barbed wire and a locked fence! How’re we supposed to get in?!

Dave: Throw the wolf girl!

Wolf: The next person to touch me gets bitten.

Dave: Don’t throw the wolf girl.

#submission #cinnamonzor #kipo #dave #wolf #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

Wolf: My friends say I have “emotional issues.” How am I supposed to deal with that?

Benson: Well you have two options: either, a) the Hugo method, or b) the Kipo method, where you just hire a therapist and address what’s wrong with you.

Wolf: ...what does the Hugo method entail?

Benson: Investing in waterproof mascara.

#submission #cinnamonzor #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #wolf #benson

Dave: Time to use science to see if they’re dead.

Dave, kicking the gilded Mod Frogs: Yep. They’re dead.

#submission #cinnamonzor #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #dave

Scarlemagne: I didn’t used to understand why Benson got so emotional over Chopped, but the first episode I watched had a contestant putting caviar in the blender and I clapped my hand over my mouth and screamed.

#submission #cinnamonzor #scarlemagne #benson

Emilia, after injecting herself with megamute DNA: I have superior genes, Kipo. Superior brain power. I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

Kipo: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?

Emilia: So I can lower it.

#kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #emilia #kipo

Wolf: Isn’t the idea supposed to be "You saved my life, now I owe you a debt?"

Kipo: Nope other way around. You saved my life, so now I’m your problem. If you don’t like it, then kill me.

Wolf: Wait-

Kipo: God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why.

#kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #wolf #kipo

Kipo: Are you an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?

Troy: I'm an 'I'm not paying $600 for music' pirate.