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making cursed js features that shouldn't exist for fun: Array.down() and Array.up(). any method calls between them will apply to all elements of the array.
also works multiple levels deep
loosely inspired by vectorized functions in python
The Codebreaker’s Curse
🗓️ October 28, 2025 · 11:00 PMSome codes should never be broken. This one screams. Sometimes you have to dive into your own world, even if it was designed to lock you out. Back in the late 1970s, he was supposed to become a programmer. Not the kind you see in retro montages with cassette tapes and Commodore 64s — no, he was born of punch cards and logic. Visual logic. He could see the code…
Cursed Code
October 25, 2025 — 11:00 PM Sometimes you have to dive into your own world. That was how Michael Tennyson explained it to his wife before retreating for the weekend to work on the legacy Compaq Portable in the garage. A gifted systems engineer, Michael had recently acquired the vintage machine while consulting for a private defense contractor cleaning up ancient classified archives. The device…
Byte-Sized Demons
By an I.T. Professional, Now Committed I write this not in the hopes of salvation, but as warning to any who might plumb the depths of cyberspace as recklessly as I have. For there are truths buried beneath our networks—unwholesome, gibbering truths—that predate not only the Internet but Man himself. My name is Theodore Wren, and I was a senior analyst with Perigon Cybersecurity, a firm…
CURSED TOYHOU.SE KEY
I’ve been trying to give this key away for almost a year now. I’ve given it to about a dozen people, and it *still* hasn’t been used. I don’t know if something horrible has happened to the folks I’ve given it to, or if there’s something wrong with it (though no one’s ever told me that), or what.
SO. I’m just going to post it openly. First come, first serve. If you grab it & use it, it’d be nice if you messaged me to let me know. ^_^
PcGl8zCXwi Holy crap, it got used! For those who’ve asked, I’ll be passing out some more codes next week, when I’m off work. I’m on Day 8 of 12 right now. o_O
