#cursed content

[harblkun]

Late last night I was cursed with knowledge about Caleb’s arrival and drew it as fast as I could to share with the class

[probablyday]

millennial nerd woosterposting part 2 act 1 act 1

previous woosterposting: millennial nerd bertie wooster for some reason

i took 8d6 damage writing this and now i deal 8d6 psychic damage to you

Selections from J33V3S 1S TH1S YOU, which does not and should not exist oh god it hurts just to type it

[werewolfhousewife]

Call me Jesus the way I wanna be nailed on Jimmy's Scottish wood and die for your sins 🙏

[foolondahill17]

May I present...the Lablorbus

[arceespinkgun]

What I picture when I see Jazz portrayed as a flirty undercover agent

MEGATRON: Excellent! For a new recruit, you’re a surprisingly capable asset.

JAZZ[in disguise, thinking]: My mission’s to seduce Megatron to get close to him. If he’s heaping on the praise, I guess now’s the time—wait, how do allos flirt, again? Just because I’m the galaxy’s smoothest talker doesn’t mean that’s my bag! But I’ve got to say something…!

JAZZ: Hey, baby, what’s your name, what’s your sign?!

MEGATRON: … … …

STARSCREAM: It’s Megatron. You do realize his name is Megatron, right?

SOUNDWAVE: Failure: detected. Conclusion: LOL

[Back at the Autobot base…]

OPTIMUS PRIME: You sent Jazz to WHAT?!

NIGHTBEAT: I’ve seen enough noir films to know that if he’s our head of Special Ops, he should be a perfect fit for the role of femme fatale. Why are you giving me that look?

[thebusylilbird]

oh my god?? guys I was on the subreddit r/LadyBoners to.. urm.. admire pictures of some fine looking people ! and I sorted the results by Top posts of all time and.... THERE'S A FUCKING PICTURE OF FRENCH PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON IN THERE ?!????!??

WHAT THE FUCK

[himemeiya]

Cursed anime holiday edits are some of my favorite things and RGU has so few. Such a damn shame. You're all very lucky I am here to remedy that. 🦃