#cursed eggs

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[alloutofgoddesses]

Happy Easter and also I’m sorry, ignore this entire thing (it’s gonna be long)

Preface: I’ve had a dizzying migraine since 10am, and it’s been 14 hours since that time so I’ve basically been acting like I’ve been possessed by a clown all day. Also, we decorated eggs. I did 12 and now because I still cannot sleep I am going to explain why each one is either cursed or not cursed (with pictures!)

1 - Avengers Egg (Cursed)

Why is this egg cursed? Because I used watercolours. That’s all. I had the build paint walls and they still didn’t work. 10/10 cursed.

Glitter eggs (cursed) and Donut egg (not cursed)

The glitter eggs are cursed because well, they’re glitter eggs. Pink & purple still has yet to fully dry, so when the glitter comes off (and boy does it come off) it /sticks/. 10/10 cursed. The gold glitter is finer and dried, so it’s only like a 6/10. The donut is at 0/10 because it’s so pure.

Wax eggs (cursed) & Jellyfish egg (not cursed)

The wax eggs are both 5/10 cursed because it was a good idea but the wax can come off easily and I used red for one but realizing that’d look like blood. Jellyfish egg 0/10 cursed because it is also pure. Just jellies living their life.

Stripes, the clown possessing me, and metallic green egg (All cursed)

Stripes - 6/10 cursed, for some reason ruined my Sharpies like a douche. Metallic Green - I used some old green temporary hairspray and decided to put it to use. 4/10 cursed.

The Clown - 100/10 cursed. I’m so sorry. The glue wouldn’t dry so it started crying. It’s going to become sentient to kill me and it’ll be what I deserve.

Lastly, the octopus (Cursed)

10000/10 cursed. Nothing would dry, none of my markers would work on it. Go look on the internet for actually cute ones because people who are not me definitely did a better job.

Not Pictured: Cheetah egg. This one came out of left field because I already went through my animal print phase and I am not a middle aged Texan soccer mom. 7/10 cursed.

[chengoeshonk]

Yes crystalline egg things are why we have low energy the egg crystals are absorbing the energy to hatch fourth dimensional birds

Honestly why are the ads I get cursed lmao

[falterfuchs]

I bet my horoscope for today says something like: Yeah, good day but stay away from eggs. Because wow, first: one of the eggs I made for breakfast broke open into two halves (while the other one didn't). Then an egg fell on the kitchen floor and was basically everywhere and now I'm eating bread with sliced egg and ketchup and it fell on my jumper and ungh!