Happy Easter and also I’m sorry, ignore this entire thing (it’s gonna be long)
Preface: I’ve had a dizzying migraine since 10am, and it’s been 14 hours since that time so I’ve basically been acting like I’ve been possessed by a clown all day. Also, we decorated eggs. I did 12 and now because I still cannot sleep I am going to explain why each one is either cursed or not cursed (with pictures!)
1 - Avengers Egg (Cursed)
Why is this egg cursed? Because I used watercolours. That’s all. I had the build paint walls and they still didn’t work. 10/10 cursed.
Glitter eggs (cursed) and Donut egg (not cursed)
The glitter eggs are cursed because well, they’re glitter eggs. Pink & purple still has yet to fully dry, so when the glitter comes off (and boy does it come off) it /sticks/. 10/10 cursed. The gold glitter is finer and dried, so it’s only like a 6/10. The donut is at 0/10 because it’s so pure.
Wax eggs (cursed) & Jellyfish egg (not cursed)
The wax eggs are both 5/10 cursed because it was a good idea but the wax can come off easily and I used red for one but realizing that’d look like blood. Jellyfish egg 0/10 cursed because it is also pure. Just jellies living their life.
Stripes, the clown possessing me, and metallic green egg (All cursed)
Stripes - 6/10 cursed, for some reason ruined my Sharpies like a douche. Metallic Green - I used some old green temporary hairspray and decided to put it to use. 4/10 cursed.
The Clown - 100/10 cursed. I’m so sorry. The glue wouldn’t dry so it started crying. It’s going to become sentient to kill me and it’ll be what I deserve.
Lastly, the octopus (Cursed)
10000/10 cursed. Nothing would dry, none of my markers would work on it. Go look on the internet for actually cute ones because people who are not me definitely did a better job.
Not Pictured: Cheetah egg. This one came out of left field because I already went through my animal print phase and I am not a middle aged Texan soccer mom. 7/10 cursed.