Apr 24
if the print shop can make one banner in two days, imagine how much faster they can make eight banners
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if the print shop can make one banner in two days, imagine how much faster they can make eight banners
Customer: *has a software expert on the phone with them*
Customer: hang on I don't know how to do this. I'll ask [co-worker].
Customer: *puts software expert on hold*
Software expert: ...
Customer returned a fidget spinner because it contains lead. This is right up there with the lady who returned a garden hose because they cause cancer.
Customer logic
Customer: I've been waiting for a room for 10 minutes
Me: I'm so sorry to hear that. Did you let anyone know?
Customer: no.
if you want me to pack your bags for you, give them to me at THE BEGINNING of the transaction like why the fuck are you putting groceries ON TOP OF or even INSIDE OF them if you know you'll need them at checkout?!?!? your transaction time ends when you finish paying, then I gotta start the next customer. I ain't got time to repack your shit when i could have been doing it while I was scanning it
Phantom leaks
I've lost count of how many times some customer has handed me a jug of milk, claiming it was leaking, so I've set it on a pallet in the cooler (because I could tell it wasn't actually leaking, but I just wanted to check before putting it back on the shelf, you know?), come back to it an hour or so later, with no puddle or even a single drop of milk around it, picked it up, squeezed it, shook it, turned it upside down, and guess what? Gasp! No leaks! Like, are people mistaking condensation for leaking milk, or what? This happens all the time and I'm just like ???
"I WANNA TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!" Translation: "I'm wrong, and I know it. I just don't want to admit it, so I'm gonna try like hell to make you look bad."
Lady: Can you put all my items in one bag please? Me: Sure! Lady: Hey Me: Yes, ma'am? Lady: Why is my bag so heavy? Me: Well, you requested all the items in one bag. Lady: Yeah, but I didn't want the bag to be this heavy! Go to hell please.