#cute!!!!!!!!!

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

Do you think I can get one more summer out of this outfit?

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only if you’re planning to sit quietly and not move, because that shirt is one burger away from bursting open 👀👀

can we go out to a little bbq and stuff you so full of chicken and hotdogs and hamburgers until that happens? plz :3

[hunbunbunnie]

So you reblogged that story that was like "what if i hypnotized you to connect your cock to your bladder" and funnily enough thats not far off from the reality for me. See for me, the act of peeing turns me on, obviously. But also, the physical sensations are very similar. Its not quite that holding turns me on, but more like having to pee feels similar to how being turned on feels.

Another fun fact, I have pretty severe adhd, which means a lot of times the urge has to get pretty bad before I can tear myself away from whatever has my attention at the time.

These together mean that fairly frequently I'll go to piss and be like yknow what would be fun, I should jack off first. Sometimes I'll just wander into the bathroom and start to get hard in anticipation, even if I wasn't originally planning on it; then of course once I'm hard enough I can't pee anyway I might as well yknow? Its what happened just now, in fact.

Hope you're having as much fun tonight as I am!

thats???? absolutely adorable omg??? especially the whole getting hard in anticipation thing! thank you so much for sharing!!!

[mewannew]

:)

:O

I am NOT good at drawing cute little thingy T T

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[9116]

@DallasStars: Competitors for the night, brothers for life. 💚💙

[battychaichilla]

@projectaffectivity @chanceofclouds

Thank you so much for the lovely buttons, keychain, and doodle!!!!!! I just wanted to show off your gorgeous art <3

Seriously, you made my week.

[albon-and-gang]

You didn’t get to see me loose it this morning so here we go : LANCE STROLL IS THE LOST PERFECT HUMAN BEING THIS EARTH HAS SEEN AND I WOULD DIE FOR MR "you know, I mean" BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT

*hum hum* okay I’m done I love you baby and go Alex 💙

GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO

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@ophanic tagged me to post my lockscreen, homescreen, the last song i listened to and the most recent photo that ive taken! my lock/homescreen are the same so i included the last two songs ive listened to! check out my new pleated dockers..........

i tag: @nowidonthatecaliforniaafterall @fionaappletini @titanic97 @backstreets @nightshiftmp3 & @lchaimfuckass <3333