Jan 30, 2017
❛ repeat after me: winter schnee is a /lady/ and will be treated with /respect/. this means that she won't get dick pics or booty calls or have her airship's windows broken in an attempt to ""romantically"" sneak her out on a date. ❜
‘ okay, here goes nothing. ice queen aka winter schnee is a bitch sometimes and never treats me with respect and yells at me all the time. she will definitely get booty calls AND dick pics. ‘ he pauses, exaggerating a breath being taken. ‘ and though i would love to break her airship windows and whisk he away on a lovely date, i won’t. instead i’ll just ask her to go out with me right now? ‘ he extends a hand to her in the most gentlemanly offering he can muster, chuckling softly to himself.