Too Much Monkey Business!
"Saru!!! Wake the hell up! You have slept long enough!" Hebi was growing more and more irritable as the day went on, and he was confined to what might as well be a coma patient. Here it is, 11 in the morning, and she was still snoring away. "This is ridiculous!" Hebi's eye caught a pillow hanging off of the side of the bed and reached for it; hoisting it up with both hands and getting ready to launch his feather filled tool at his partner, he stopped midway through his toss as he heard his collar jingle. Wait a minute... she's asleep, which means...FREEDOM!! Smiling Hebi reached for his collar and detached the chain around his neck, headed for the window and then leaped out.
Hebi was all over the place, running and jumping all over town in complete and utter bliss! It is rare for him to be off of the chain, and he wasn't about to waste this small chance for a bit of freedom. After about an hour of aimless wandering, and gawking at the new cites of the city, Hebi found himself standing before a giant arch with the word 'Zoo' written in huge letters over the entry way. It was Bunkyo's very own Zoo. Hebi stood completely dumbfounded. "Whoaaa... Now this is what I am talking about!" Running towards the entrance, completely unaware of any sort of admittance fee, a security guard stopped him.
"No ticket, no entrance young man."
"What?! Come on, I just want to see what's in there!"
"I am sorry, but no ticket, no entry. Now run along."
Being turned away had no effect on Hebi, as he was determined to get in. All he had to do was jump the giant walls, and presto, he would be in. Smiling, Hebi looked to either side of where he stood in order to make sure he was out of sight, and leaped over the wall. "That was too easy. Can't keep me out of here." Brushing his hands off, he looked up, and his jaw dropped. He found himself standing in one of the most wondrous places he has ever been. There were crazy looking beasts everywhere! He leaped forward and started leaping from one exhibit to another.
"What is that! They look just like Saru! The fur, the tail, and the huge rears! These monkeys shouldn't be locked up!" Hebi spotted the monkey exhibit and ran over to the sealed gate. I really should let them out, Saru would be so pleased to see these guys! Hebi's mind wandered with a vision of Saru patting him on the head and smiling with the sight of her fellow kin... That settles it, I am letting them out!
"Now roar, Zabimaru!" Whipping out his zanpakuto, Hebi slashed the lock and opened the gate, releasing all of the monkey's into the zoo and the unsuspecting crowd of families and workers. A smile from ear to ear grazed his face, "Saru will be so pleased!"












