#cw lice

[adhd-hippie]

So far this school year I have

1. Almost gotten a co-worker fired (they deserve it for refusing to accommodate SPED children in their classroom)

2. Gotten sick

3. Gotten beat up by a 6 year old (I'm not joking he left bruises)

4. Gotten a black eye when another kid accidentally head butted me.

5. Gotten lice.

On to October may it be free from injury, illness, and lice.

[diesukitsuki]

why am i watching lice videos

[chameleon3]

okay. i combed through my hair with my lash separator which is basically a nit pick and then i showered and washed my hair. i am okay

[chameleon3]

i really really hope that i'm just getting in my head about it being this time of year because. why is my. head. itchy. i cannot have lice again i don't even know where i would get it from literally one person ONE PERSON okay well i guess i did hug kind of a lot of people after closing night but like i actually cannon do this and what makes it worse is that guess whose head i have actually like only person i have actually touched heads with. the huzz OH my god if i do actually actually that would be the worst moment of my life

[petty-arsonist]

I AM HAVING THOUGHTS.

Thoughts because my house is currently flea and lice infested and I just stared at a flea drink my blood out of curiosity and now that spot itches more than they usually do after I killed it.

What the fuck did the warriors do about fleas? And why did they have ticks so often? Because my cats are outside almost 24/7 and I don’t know if they’re just more common in Europe, but I haven’t seen a tick on my cats since before our oldest cat died and that was almost?? Two years ago??

Did they just consider the fleas normal? Because I know for a FACT that is they are outside CONSTANTLY, if THAT is their living situation, they are prone to fleas a lot more than a house cat.

That shit must be itchy as hell because I am being eaten ALIVE over here I just move like four inches and got bombarded!!! Somebody send help

[ihaveseveralalternateaccounts]

uh oh

[chubbygaysunite]

I went thru my entire time at ipc (a cesspool of contagious diseases from which no one is exempt) without getting lice once but i kiss one guy at a party and this fucker gives me nits

[cyborgcap]

We are hitting the point of hysterical laughter over here. In the past 3-4 weeks: --Little had Strep throat (and Big an off/on fever that lead to him getting a day off school as well) --Big had a 24 hr bug that had him hospitalized for dehydration overnight (the third time in his life, poor guy and his tender tummy) --The boys and I have all had lice twice. Each. Generally staggered by 3-5 days so we have done the huge laundry haul roughly 6 times. --I got the flu last thursday and have spent most of my time on the couch since then. The boys got a touch of it the same night and we all stayed home sick Friday. --My second bout with lice was saturday...in the midst of the flu --Little just barfed all over me.

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