#cwcimpliednsfw

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Right well anyway...

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Zedaph: "Let's have a- Let's have a rod fight."

Tango: "No. No no. No."

Impulse: "Ohhh!"

Skizz: "No... A rod fight!" Laughs. "No stop it! Put it away!"

Tango: "Welp, I'm tryin'."

Skizz: "Don't you point that thing at me!"

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Ah yes. Pg minecrafters everyone. (My og clip of this is like a minute long and it still cuts their laughter off.)

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Skizz: "Come get in the butt! Get in the butt! Tell me when you're in!"

Tango: "Oh!" Laughs. "Skizz you might wanna rephrase that."

Both then proceed to laugh for a while.

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Even in context this sounds a little funky...

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Zed: "Hot tub slap."

Skizz: "Oh right, right. Oh thats it yeah."

Zed: "That time we slapped in the hot tub."

Tango: "I need- I need- I need- I need the meme right now of Skizz and I having a slap fight. It's very appropriate."

Impulse: "I can't- I can't wait until my wife asks me how the stream went and I'm just like 'Oh it was great! Just sat in a hot tub slappin' some other dudes around.'"

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Oh my goodness...

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Jimmy: "Dude I can wack this on and we can get it goin'."

Skizz: Laughs.

Jimmy: "You ready."

Tango: "This- this- There's- There's nothing- you cannot wack this fast enough trust me."

Jimmy: "I can."

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Excuse me?

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Skizz: "Who put that steak in my pocket? Thank you."

Impulse: Strained noise.

Zed: "It was probably me."

Tango: Laughs. "Who put steak in my face?"

Impulse, separate to the conversation: "Its ok."

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Wowzer. (Also we're back! Hopefully.)

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Jimmy: "I don't like this! Are you in a- are you in a man? Are you IN a man?"

Scott: "Funnily enough, I am not in a man actually."

Jimmy: "Wait-"

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Of course this would be one I'd post. How could I not?

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Skizz: "Listen. I've been thinking, ok?"

Tango: "Hold on. Hold– hoooold on, hold on. Did I give you permission to do these things? D'we need to have a conversation– there's rank and authorities and forms need to be filled out."

Skizz: "I don't– Well sir here's the deal. If there's rank, there's top and bottom, there's only two of us right now and your name is actually Top! So that makes me bottom."

Tango: "Alright well alright then!"

Skizz: Continues on about actual topic.

Tango: "Heh heh. Bottom."

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I was debating on whether or not to do this for a bit now... Impulse said not to and the autism kicked in and I felt like I had to lol. (Tone is hard but I think it's fine?)

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[Transcription, excluding the various noises:

Skizz: "No he didn't."

Zed: "So crispy.... :("

Skizz: "C'mon! C'mon cledus! C'mon!"

Zed: "I hate- I hate this walk back."

Skizz: "I almost swapped- I-" mess of sounds "There's so many."

Impulse: "Please nobody make a clip of all the noises that are being made right now."

Skizz: mumbling to himself.

Zed: "Tango are you emptying the cauldron or filling the cauldron?"

Impulse: says something over Zed I can't understand. "-and then I leave."

Tango: "Both!"

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Skizz: says something but Impulse is drowning it out with odd choking noises.

Skizz: "Wassup!"

Impulse: "Yeah those trap doors come in handy Tango!"

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Impulse: "Got the food?

Tango: "I got a little bit of food yeah."

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Zed: "I always go out just before I dunk."

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Impulse: "Yeah I took the thing away cuz you guys-" something everyone starts screaming over.

Skizz: "Food right now!"

Impulse, mocking Skizz: "Food right now!"

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