#cwcpostssillies

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This is an old one that always cracks me up...

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[Transcription:

Voice actor: "I'm not the hero this server wants. I'm not the hero this server needs. I am NOT the hero this server deserves. But I'm the only one it's got."

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Yeah bud...

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Joel: "Well that was good fun. I'm surprised Etho didn't want me to go in the boat with him."

Joel, now wearing Etho's face on his shirt; "That guy's obsessed with me."

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Look... I'm an ADULT with adult level humor ok?

(I have yet to NOT laugh watching this clip. I watch it several times every time.)

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[Alt text: Video clip from one of Impulse's Phasmophobia streams. The ghost approaches Skizz. He screams for a comically long time at a distance backing further away until he dies. Impulse and Gem laugh. End alt text.]

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I was debating on whether or not to do this for a bit now... Impulse said not to and the autism kicked in and I felt like I had to lol. (Tone is hard but I think it's fine?)

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[Transcription, excluding the various noises:

Skizz: "No he didn't."

Zed: "So crispy.... :("

Skizz: "C'mon! C'mon cledus! C'mon!"

Zed: "I hate- I hate this walk back."

Skizz: "I almost swapped- I-" mess of sounds "There's so many."

Impulse: "Please nobody make a clip of all the noises that are being made right now."

Skizz: mumbling to himself.

Zed: "Tango are you emptying the cauldron or filling the cauldron?"

Impulse: says something over Zed I can't understand. "-and then I leave."

Tango: "Both!"

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Skizz: says something but Impulse is drowning it out with odd choking noises.

Skizz: "Wassup!"

Impulse: "Yeah those trap doors come in handy Tango!"

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Impulse: "Got the food?

Tango: "I got a little bit of food yeah."

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Zed: "I always go out just before I dunk."

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Impulse: "Yeah I took the thing away cuz you guys-" something everyone starts screaming over.

Skizz: "Food right now!"

Impulse, mocking Skizz: "Food right now!"

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Gem said it best i think...

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Skizz: "If we do this- moon landing. Go ahead do it. If we do a moon landing that means you can- you can c- we're saying you can come on in to the isolated group. Thats what that means. 'Kay?"

Scar: "Gem are you as confused as I am?"

Gem: "Did they just call that a moon landing?"

Skizz: "Yeah!"

Scar: "Was it like moon on moon? I'm so confused."

Skizz: "Yeahh!"

Gem: "They're just rubbin' their butts on each other!"

Scar: "Dude..."

Skizz: "No not rubbin'! Bumping! Its just- that- that's just how-how you do- that's how we-"

Gem: "They are besties, Scar, we will never understand. We will never get there."

Scar: "I've just never moon on mooned somebody."

Gem: "Me either, Scar, me either."

Scar, over Gem: "I mean do we have to have chin beards for this or what? I'm confused."

Impulse: "Don't you start..."

Skizz: "Hold on-"

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Xisuma: "You're gonna need some- some big time help, I think."

Zedaph: "People have been saying that for years about me Xisuma but yeah um..."

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Dawww... Poor fella...

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[Transcription:

Grian: "Why are all of these biscuits smashed? Who's been smashing my biscuits?"

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Awee....

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Joel: "I- I don't start cults! All-all the time... just sometimes! There's no cult going on yet."

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