Context? What context?

Hermit & Traffic folks out of context!

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Intro Post!

Hi there! Welcome to an out-of-context Hermits and Traffic Life blog! (I say "an" cuz I have no clue if there's others or not.) We'll be posting exactly what it sounds like... Out-of-context as well as some no-context clips and the like of our wonderful content creators. I also post clips of just funny bits or innuendos they make. Some clips might include creators that aren't apart of either grouping. I'm just having fun here guys.

I take suggestions! You can either include the clip or image in an ask or you can tell me what the clip/image is and where to find it.

I, for some reason, struggle immensely with typing the word "transcription" so those will often be labeled as "alt text" even though that's not what they are.

Enjoy! Stay safe out there :D

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Tags to be used;

#cwcImpliedNSFW - content will imply nsfw in some form

#cwcPostsSillies - everything else

#cwcSpeaks - if i ever post something that's just me talking

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Oh he went there...

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Grian, to everyone: "It's-it's... I-i don't think it resembles any animal that exists ever."

Jimmy: "What is that Joel?"

Joel: "So it's a gun lad. It's a gun. Putting it down."

Impulse: "Oh no."

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Interesting Joel... Very interesting...

(Don't worry. This is Joel. It got better lol.)

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Thats what sh- I mean uh... nothing! I said no out of date phrases!

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Zed: "And wah! Wow it looks bigger from up here doesn't it?"

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Ah yes. Pg minecrafters everyone. (My og clip of this is like a minute long and it still cuts their laughter off.)

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Skizz: "Come get in the butt! Get in the butt! Tell me when you're in!"

Tango: "Oh!" Laughs. "Skizz you might wanna rephrase that."

Both then proceed to laugh for a while.

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Dawww... Poor fella...

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Grian: "Why are all of these biscuits smashed? Who's been smashing my biscuits?"

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I don't even know what to say to that... (if you saw this early no you didn't)

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Gem: "Your- your- your skin... You can't take off your skin and become naked. Your skin is also your face."

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If you close your eyes for this I'm sure it'd hit harder. I'm honestly too scared.

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Bdubs: "It's time."

Tango: "Make the magic."

Bdubs: "You wanna ride it- during? I dont think you can!"

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This made me laugh and I'm excited to share it.

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Doc is repeatedly hitting noteblocks which have ghast heads placed on top. Due to something they've added to the server, the ghast sound plays.

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Whoaaaaaa ok buddy

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Zed: "First we pull out and go there. Then we pull out and go into that lower one. Um and then 'round the back here..."

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Awee....

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Joel: "I- I don't start cults! All-all the time... just sometimes! There's no cult going on yet."

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Wowzer. (Also we're back! Hopefully.)

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Jimmy: "I don't like this! Are you in a- are you in a man? Are you IN a man?"

Scott: "Funnily enough, I am not in a man actually."

Jimmy: "Wait-"

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Apologies if the queue runs out. Today makes day nine with this migraine and it's been a bad one so far. I'll do my best though.

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Day 12 of my suffering... might not have any posts tomorrow as my brain is apparently on strike. No thoughts. Only ouchie.

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The innuendoes so far this season are rather plentiful...

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There are two images. Both are screen shots taken from one of Tango's season 10 videos. They're of the same red shulker box in his hand. The top of it features a piece of raw meat, mutton specifically, and says "Happy Valentines <3".

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Nothing wrong with a little bedroom surprise

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Tango, whispering at first: "I don't know why I'm whispering cuz he really can't hear me." Laughs and speaks at a normal volume. "But what we're gonna do, is build him a beautiful—as best as I can—a beautiful bedroom suit. Ok? And I want to... make it look good and I also want to make it functional. I wanna have it like play music when he's sleepin' and give him a little bit of extra surprise and just make him feel like the sleeping hero that he is."

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Curious comments there...

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Martyn: "You've sh- You've basically laid yourself out and made yourself so vulnerable and trusted in me um..."

Ren: "I stood naked before you dude! Y-you saw all my bits!"

Martyn: "I did! They were grey and long and I'll be honest they look strong!"

Ren: "Thank you."

Martyn: "I'm only sayin' that cuz it rhymes but... it's big praise regardless."

Ren: "Well thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody inbetween get in line, ya know what I'm sayin'."

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Oh? That so? (Another sorta older clip cuz my migraine is tryna kill me as I'm scheduling.)

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Joel: "Oh I've got four diamonds, I can add boys!"

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