cxgf lyrics. ( season two )
❛ i can’t be held responsible for my actions. ❛ i’m certifiably cute and adorably obsessed. ❛ i guess the only way to prove it is with abstract symbolism. ❛ i know a 3am text means i was in your dreams before you woke up to pee. ❛ whatever you got, baby, i’ll take it. ❛ we should definitely not have sex right now. ❛ we have the common sense not to have sex right now. ❛ i thought my dreams would come true but then as i grew the world was like ‘nope’. ❛ maybe this dream will finally make me feel like i deserve a dream. ❛ gather ye ‘round and i’ll tell you a tale. ❛ yes, wine can be fun - whie, rosé and red ‘till i call up my boss to say i wish he was dead. ❛ wow, i did not know it was that bad. ❛ i puked on my cat. i fell through the doorway and puked on my cat. poor little thing did not expect that. ❛ my best friend is sleeping with my ex behind my back. who cares? i don’t! ❛ that’s the best messy bun i’d ever seen in the world. ❛ she probably just found that outfit laying around. like in the trash! ❛ ping pong shows that she has control over her body but it doesn’t threaten my masculinity like basketball or hockey! ❛ let’s share a costco card! ❛ what’s a girl to do when she’s stuck between men? ❛ i wasn’t really listening but i can see the center of the triangle is lil’ ol’ me. ❛ the math of love triangles isn’t hard to learn. ❛ actually, a triangle has multiple centers. ❛ those are good puns but please pay attention. ❛ lady, we’re all gay. we get nothing out of this. ❛ when you speak, my knees get weak. ❛ let’s get real, we know the deal. ❛ this thing we had was not just bad, it was a shit show. ❛ not to be crass but this sucked ass. ❛ chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire. ❛ we have chemistry, of course, but that’s a formula for divorce. ❛ sometimes him, sometimes me. though never simultaneously. ❛ it’s a makeover, makey makeover. ❛ well, i don’t mind being alone. i’m not afraid of what enters my mind when i’m solo. ❛ i’m totally fine alone with my thoughts. ❛ i barely passed lifeguard school. that’s why that kid almost drowned in that pool. ❛ i used to like guacamole. now i don’t like guacamole. ❛ if it worked on guacamole, it could work on my mom! ❛ if i can’t even hit the gym, how will i ever be a good father? ❛ when my friends and i stick together there’s nothing we can’t do. and when i say that, i specifically mean we’re gonna stage a coup. ❛ we’re gonna braid each other’s hair. then cut each other’s braids, connect the braids to build a rope to hang all of congress. ❛ take control of the banks! squad goals! ❛ all agriculture will be diverted into making us rosé. ❛ he’s so normal. i’m in love. ❛ whoever renovated this house did a terrible job. ❛ wow, i can’t believe it took us that long to come up with the most obvious solution. kind of embarrassing. ❛ hey, what are you doing for the next, like, thirteen hours? ❛ don’t do anything healthy. don’t be productive. ❛ it’s not stalking ‘cause the information is all technically public. ❛ we used to be there for each other, every second. with one emoji, we could read each other’s soul. ❛ i just wanna say i miss you every day! and i will ... but you go first. ❛ i mean, this is almost entirely all my fault here but you gotta admit it’s just a tiny bit your fault too. ❛ the only hard part of it is how hard i’ll hit this when i knock it out of the park. ❛ if a kid gets hungry, i’ll feed his face. a real wholesome meal - piece of cake. here, have a piece of cake. ❛ can’t believe that i could have been so wrong. don’t know what was going through my mind. ❛ so obvious! it’s like, uh, hello? ❛ who’s the new guy? i don’t trust him. ❛ he’s suspiciously good looking in ways normal people are not. ❛ i'm a ticking time bomb! ❛ i won’t be ignored! i won’t be interrupted! beca - ❛ we’ll never have problems again. it’s only smooth, smooth sailing from now on. ❛ do you remember back when we have problems? oh man, that was annoying. ❛ fine, i guess i’ll just soul train outta here, losers. ❛ we don’t need gasoline, our car will run on love. ❛ we’ll never worry about paying the bills. the only money we need is sunset. ❛ our love has made us totes invincible. ❛ now it’s time to celebrate. grab a drink and fix a plate but before you feel too great remember that we suffered. ❛ being happy is selfish. ❛ that’s science for ‘a pain in your asses’. ❛ when i blow, it sounds like ‘whee!’ ❛ you might say, ‘don’t do it. leave these poor people alone’ but i’m a prankster. i just wanna see what will happen. ❛ unfortunately, i wanna have sex with you. ❛ let’s get this over with so i can focus on other tasks. ❛ you’re my best friend and i know i’m not yours and that’s okay. ❛ a little from you is like a lot from someone else. ❛ six of yours beats anyone’s dozen. ❛ it’s a man nap. time to nap like a man. sleepy sleepy cuddle time. ❛ no pressure but i seriously need to know. ❛ was i sick the day in school they taught you how to be a normal person? ❛ it just feels like there’s something fundamental i’m missing out on. like is there an instruction manual? do you have the manual? i know you have the manual! ❛ i think i’m fine but i’m only, like, 43 percent sure. ❛ you’ve done it now. you’ve gotten everything you said you wanted. ❛ take a moment, take a breath. after today, you’ll start fresh. ❛ in an unexpected twist, it turns out magic exists.