#cyber quotes

[gobald]

Okay, okay, I love the lil bow Johnny does when V enters the party.

Johnny: Welcome, princess, to the annual pricks and scumbags reunion.

Corpo V: *Taking a glass of champagne, admiring the splendor* Lovely, I can already feel your glitching body being tortured just by standing here.

Johnny: Well, keep the booze coming and I might shut up about it.

Corpo V: No you won't.

Johnny: No I won't.

[gobald]

Johnny: V, what the fuck is this?

V: What does it look like? It's my new ride

Johnny: Half of it is missing! Doesn't even have back seats

V: What do you want back seats for?

Johnny: ....

V: ....

Johnny: *glitches off*

[gobald]

Following Pepe's wife

V: She went through that door?

Johnny: "The Merc was not as dumb as people thought. Her eyes did not betray her when she saw the woman enter that mysterious building"

V: *sighs* Fuck me...

Johnny: Okay, but later. Now let's go see what's up.

[gobald]

V: I do...I want all of you

Johnny: Fuck, V, that's the anesthesia talking. Quit joking.

V: Do I look like I'm joking..?

Johnny: You look like a total mess

V: You make a mess of me

[gobald]

V: I am not going in there

Johnny: Come on, V, where's your sense of adventure?

V: If you're so brave, then go in yourself

Johnny: ...Nah, I'm good

[gobald]

V: Can you lend me your coat? River: Why? V: Left mine at the club River: Shouldn't have been gonking around then V: Brr...It's chilly River: It is V: I might catch a cold River: That's too bad V: ...Hug me then?

[gobald]

Claire: Uhm...sure you want to race with that?

V: *pats the car* S'not the size that matters, Claire.

Johnny: That's just small dick talk...

V: Well I don't know, Johnny, your mouth was so full with it last night, I'd say otherwise.

Johnny: *flips him off*

Yes, I am racing with the mini me

[gobald]

V: Hey, now this is actually really pretty.

Johnny: *Definitely not giving two shits about the windmills* Hmm...It's not bad at all.

Johnny's attention is certainly elsewhere