Drunk Writer Writes Random Shishigumi Headcanons 1 (18+)
POV You’re me and accidentally had entire wine bottle in a coffee cup + a shot of random liquor and want to write for funsies
No one can gag or throw up around either Hino, Dope, or Miguel. Those three guys are horrible for vomiting, they’ll start gagging and tearing up as long as they’re in the room with the throw up or the animal that threw up.
Dope is especially bad, if he hears a gag from another room clear enough, he starts gagging and tries so hard not to run to the bathroom.
I always see Ibuki and Dolph as main caretakers, but I also see Jinma as one too. It came naturally to him growing up, which is why I think he’s so knowledgeable in the black market, bro is friendly! He talks to everyone and helps around (even if he uses it for future deals/information).
Free is horrible at taking nudes, his photos always blurry ass shit. Same thing if you ask him to take a picture of you.
Agata knows hella smoke tricks because he wanted to impress the guys when he joined. All that practice gave him his eventual vape addiction.
Dolph coming back from a patrol gone wrong to a freshly recruited Agata blowing hubba bubba flavored rings at his face/for the other guys. Bro mad ass fuckk.
Young Sabu was worse than Free in his own way. Big giant whore, drinking, smoking, fighting, all the ings.
I really do feel in my heart that they all like their partners a little bitty bit bit toxic.
They’ve all been cussed out/embarred/slapped by an ex partner in the past, hence why they behave a little now. Some men just gotta be trained to learn, especially if they are some gang banging hot lil 20 year olds that feel on top of the world because they doing drugs, have guns, fight, and are around other “kings of beasts”.
I know I mentioned this in the past and a mutual expanded on the members playing with tassels of strippers. But if you got big boobas, the nipple is basically a dot for them to follow. If you got a big ass, they follow the ripples just as much too.
I imagine you're riding one of them and they get lost in the sauce of the pussy and the free toy they got in front of them.
Or if they’re hitting it from the back, they’ve definitely swatted at your tail or spanked your ass out of whimsy. They’ll pretend it was because they were ‘in the moment’ but they were all playing.
Dolph and Ibuki gamble SO MUCH amongst themselves and have definitely fought over some games when they were younger.
Don't know what happened with this one ask or submission? Idk how to respond to it lowkey without it looking weird on my end. But to the diva who asked about poly shishigumi headcanons here it is!
Poly shishigumi with pregnant s/o
I feel like there wouldn’t be that much jealousy amongst the group.
They all had a sit down regarding this possibility and even when they made the decision to be in a poly.
It is literally nine different guys sharing you, so there had to have been a lot of rules, guidelines and discussions lmao.
If anything, once they run a DNA test, they congratulate the member. Basically 11.11% chances that one of them were going to be ‘official’ fathers.
But all of them collectively are gonna be and behave like daddies regardless!
From most to least excited for the baby: Ibuki, Miguel, Jinma, Dolph, Sabu, Hino, Agata, Dope, Free
By least excited I mean most nervous or shellshocked since they worry about the pregnancy itself. They know you’re in good hands (18 to be exact), but the actual pregnancy process is out of their control.
Free would basically make the reveal a maury show episode, gathering all the members and going one by one until the father is finally revealed. And yeah he’d go crazy if he read the envelope and saw he was the father.
Honestly RIP your holes because it’s a basically free game, you can’t get anymore pregnant and ALL of them take hella advantage.
Lions reaction to receiving nudes? Like first reaction and what they do to their s/o afterwards 👀
HELL YWAHH
18+ under cut
Ibuki
Opens and turns off his phone in 0.2 seconds. He wasn’t expecting it, give him a flirty message he could open beforehand at least. He’s hella flustered, but saves it onto an encrypted folder.
He starts sending you quick messages about you not doing this while he’s working, that his colleagues could’ve seen. This continues once you’re in person as well.
He spanks you later on when you guys have sex, just to show how serious he is of course.
Free
He’s fighting the urge to show the guys around him the pic his hot s/o sent, but he has enough self control to leave to the bathroom.
Proceeds to text you to send some more and (for once) waits patiently to receive most of them. He sends really nasty messages about what he’s gonna do to you when he gets home, all sent slowly because he’s typing with one hand.
He escapes work after rubbing one out and shows up at your door, seeing a very prominent dick print the second you open the door.
Dolph
With any message you send, he secretly hopes it’s a nude, so he always opens your messages when he’s alone. The first time it happens, he just drools to himself in the bathroom for a few seconds.
Proceeds to send you a heart emoji and a few freaky messages. This is the beginning of y'all's sexting journey. It will become REALLY frequent, it’s one of his guilty pleasures.
He eats you out until you can’t walk as a thank you. An easy way to get head from him is sending either a lot of nudes or you in skimpy little outfits.
Agata
Out of habit opens his phone away from anyone near him, which he is infinitely grateful for when he sees your picture that just blessed his eyes. He puts his phone down on the nearest surface, screen down, and thinks of you.
Later on he sends you multiple wolf howls and popping out eye gifs. Saves all the pictures in a separate folder he’ll encrypt later.
He comes over and tries not to be pushy, but bro is so hard he can’t hide it. Is a little rougher with you given he’s been pent up all day just thinking about you.
Miguel
He can’t seem to put his phone down after opening your picture, and quickly excuses himself. Pray he didn’t replace his tiny phone with a humongous one that fits his hands, cuz then EVERYONE around him sees you.
He sends one back and it doesn’t even fit in the camera. It doesn’t take much to get him going and he’s not gonna stop being a horndog anytime soon.
Doesn’t even get his greetings in after meeting you, he’s all over you, letting you know how much he liked those lil pictures you sent…until morning, he’s very grateful.
Sabu
Weakness is the phone, he’s still an old man for that and is most accustomed to operating flip phones for deals. He opens the picture and realizes he isn’t able to exit out. While he thinks this is a very happy accident, he basically clicks everything to try to close the picture and call you.
On call he’s asking to keep the dirty pics online on the low since he hardly knows how to keep them safe. While also talking about getting you more boudoir photos done, this time nude ones. (got this from: @shishimommy :D)
Is a big tease when he gets his hands on you, if you made him sit through work hard then he wants to keep you squirming as payback. He takes pictures of you in this position for keepsake.
Jinma
Doesn’t respond until he’s done with his duties, which you can either be upset at or bombard him with nudes so he has a mini gallery viewing by the end of the day. Bro is butthurt he didn’t answer sooner, thinking you got rid of your neediness without him.
Starts calling you immediately after opening, asking if he can come over or that he can go pick you up to “hangout.” The call gets pretty freak nasty in a few minutes.
Sends you a bold picture as well, one where you can see he’s still in his car. When he pulls up to your place, he texts you to come outside and proceeds to pull you onto his lap to have steamy car sex.
Dope
Accidentally breaks his screen protector slamming down on the table out of fear someone saw. He isn’t used to opening his phone away from anyone, so hope that Free didn’t catch a glimpse.
Sends you paragraphs telling you to not do that without warning, how hot you are, and that this isn’t him telling you to stop. The first paragraph is pretty incoherent because he’s so flustered.
Quietly pulls out his cracked screen protector, makes a cheesy comment about how you need to repay him and it basically becomes “how could I possibly pay for this screen protector” porno.
Hino
Ends up opening your texts once he’s with you, he’s not the greatest at responding to messages since it could upset clients. All you hear is a “Oh!” from him as he’s scrolling through his phone.
Reacts to every image sent, by this point your phone is pinging so much, proceeded by hundreds of emojis, before you hear him start make his way over to you.
He wants you to run to the room, this lil surprise all of sudden gave him a burst of energy. The chase lowkey gets him even more turned on and he basically tackles you onto the bed.
Hi! I know this is random but how would the Shishigumi men react to getting caught cheating.
Haii diva, there was almost so much I could write about them getting caught. I kinda included the before and after + tips to get your lick back, hope that’s oki!
Ibuki
Was relatively careful with keeping his side piece on the low. However, he came back with a love bite that he didn’t know was left there. It was only after you noticed and kept staring at his neck did he realize his fuck up.
He apologizes profusely. He throws up every excuse in the book, but it’s only because he got caught and is ashamed. He promises it won’t happen again.
If you decide to stay, use his money up and leave. He can’t bring himself to say no to you after what he did, even if he doesn’t have the money, so take advantage before you dip.
Free
You straight up run into him with the side piece, hand wrapped around their shoulder or grabbing their ass. He quickly lets go but seeing how he was parading around his side piece is enough for you to know it had been going on for a while.
He laughs nervously, quickly chasing you around to get his apologies in. He’s basically holding you by the shoulders, telling you he loves you, and to go back to his place to talk. He promises it won’t happen and to give him another chance.
If you stay, cheat back. He can’t handle what he dishes out, he’s constantly worried you’re gonna cheat back. It would fuck him up to know you were with someone else and he was right to worry.
Dolph
He became more protective over his phone and more mean/stressed with you. If it weren’t for his own anxiety of being caught, he would’ve gotten away. You eventually manage to snatch his phone from him and go through it, what you see isn’t pretty.
Basically pisses himself when you emerge with his phone in your hand. His serious demeanor crumbles, he doesn’t even apologize with all the bullshit excuses he throws out to you.
If you give him another chance, refraining from affection messes him up. He comes to miss how sweet you were on him and how he liked how you initiated all contact. He gets you more gifts and tries to be sweet on you, don’t reciprocate.
Agata
Got sloppy online, he was really good about keeping physical clues at bay. But he wasn’t as careful with messages he thought didn’t cause suspicion (man brain), or simply wasn’t fast enough to delete any of the riskier ones.
Has the balls to cry to you, saying that he didn’t mean it and that it meant nothing to him. He’s begging on his knees for you to stay and that he’s so disgusted by himself.
Get with another member of the gang, it would kill him if it were either Dope or Dolph. He already compares himself to everyone in the gang, going with any other member would just kill the little confidence he has left.
Miguel
You realized he was spending more time at the gym and wasn’t inviting you to go with him anymore. You spy outside the building, the way he was interacting with his “gym partner” was all you needed to know.
He denies everything you say you saw. He insists it was just gym people stuff, how you wouldn't have enjoyed all he and the side piece were doing. He continues to deny when you bring up pictures you took of him.
He worries about his health a lot, so give him a scare. Send him an anonymous STD message that he should get checked. Or even better, tell him he passed you an STD with some fake medical papers. He’s never gonna have peace of mind with any other partner.
Sabu
Honestly, he wanted you to catch him and break it off. He just started not hiding anything, didn’t bother cleaning off fur, perfume, and let the side piece leave obvious signs of their presence.
He doesn’t really care when you confront him. He wanted to call it quits but you weren’t catching on quick enough, he gives you a half ass apology and is relatively patient so you get everything out.
Yeah you aren’t staying. But what you can do to get him back is to completely erase him from your life. Throw out all his shit, block him and the gang on all platforms, delete any proof he was in your life. It eventually gets to him that you can just as easily throw him out of your life, just like he threw out yalls’ relationship.
Jinma
Some older animal unintentionally snitched on him when you were running errands. They mentioned seeing the both of you at a place you definitely didn’t accompany him with.
He confesses when you tell him, he figures that there were others that saw him and more evidence would come up. He gets on his knees and apologizes, that it was just a one time thing, that he loves you, not them.
If you stay, let your eyes wander, especially to more conventionally attractive lions. Ones that follow the long mane, clear fur patterns, or clear fur. It eats him up inside, he wonders if you had always looked while he was busy cheating or before he did.
Dope
He’s meeting up with his side piece under the guise that it’s a business partner. But it became too frequent, he stopped caring about you, and when he forgot your anniversary, you didn’t even need any physical evidence.
Gets mouthy with you and tries to gaslight you. But knowing how he never misses anything ever is very telling. He yells the more you continue to call him on his bluff, until you eventually storm off since he won’t talk to you properly.
The best way to get him back is to withhold your attention, keeping interactions over the phone so he doesn’t get to read you. The unknown freaks him out, and he also is fearful you’ll cheat on him as well. It kills him not knowing what you’re doing, who you’re with, he tweaks out a lot.
Hino
The hardest one to catch. After he explained what he did for the Shishigumi, it was hard to distinguish what was business and what was more than that. You catch him in bed with someone else, that’s the only way to know that it wasn’t just his job.
He tries to run after you, calls out your name. He leaves a lot of voicemails, spamming from apologies, cries, screaming for you to come back. He shows up at your place, apologizing and trying to give you gifts.
Honestly cheat on him with someone smarter and richer than him. As handsome as he is, he doesn’t have the freedom or the money to leave the shishigumi. So going with someone else that provides you more than he could ever do kills him.
LEGOSHI and you within the shared work space ⋅˚₊‧ᯓ
f. brown dwarf bunny reader, office worker!legoshi,office worker!reader, office setting, fluff, lingering stares, equally soft pining for each other
of course, with your small stature you didn't mean to be so weary of the taller, much more scary co-workers of yours. most herbivore who worked at the office were mostly female but there were some males to even it out. but it was really something about that grey wolf, he had a little slouch in his the way he stood, drinking from his energy drink quietly. he was always observing, never quite fitting in and sticking out like a sore thumb. the egg sandwich eating and the constant observing was interesting to you but you keep that to yourself. there was a moment where the wolf saved you from almost being crushed by those water dispensers. he grabbed your arm swiftly, his dark claws have a contrast to your brown fur “are you alright?” his tone was tender but his grip didn't align with how he asked or how sincere he looked. “yes, i'm ok . . . thank you, legoshi” his eyes and grip stayed on you, your ears going down and your cottontail freezing up from how serious his gaze was. pushing up his frames, he quietly excused himself. another morning arrived, you came bustling through the door, the strange wolf was by the coffee machine drinking water, he immediately walked over to you as your other co-workers just stood there. later in the day, you left a snack on his desk in his cubicle as a thank you because you were embarrassed to make eye contact with him again. you can see his ears peeking at the top of the cubicle as he looked around for who put it on his desk, he saw your tiny, black eyes staring and peeking as well. you quickly moved back into your cubicle. his fur raised a little, a little pink appeared on his cheek, tail wagging slightly.
I need freaky Shishigumi head-canons rn. I’ll take anything, just like, whatever’s plaguing, your mind rn or whatever. 🙏
Decided to do a silly lightning round, kinda hitting a rutt with the new kitty messing up my sleeping schedule. Which shall be fixed soon because I am tired of feeling like a chud.
18+ under the cut
Ibuki
Bros bricked at the office siren getup. Any cute office attire or accessories you have on makes his worries about others overhearing him fucking you on his desk disappear.
Free
Boss him around and throw him, he loves himself a partner that’s a little mean and sometimes being a little boy toy is what gets him cumming in 0.2 seconds.
Dolph
Get’s hard if he has really good meat and a nice cigar. He accidentally conditioned himself into getting hard whenever you guys are on a nice date.
Agata
He does it without thinking, but his height gives him access to peek down shirts, whether a man or woman, if they are well endowed or just wearing a shirt that allows a peek.
Miguel
He wants that cookie stinky. Not to a funky degree, but if he catches you post workout he’s not urging you to shower. In fact he's trying his best to get you to give into temptation.
Sabu
No one else is allowed to touch his mane because he’s tenderheaded AND gets stupidly horny when someone pulls or touches his scalp. His fresh clean scalp pressed on your bear chest = nuts drained
Jinma
He pulls on your tail a lot. Whether it be to pull you closer while he eats you out/sucks you off, during doggy style, or even to smack your butt, he’s giving the base a little pull and squeeze.
Dope
Chronic ass slapper and looker, you walk around in front of him and BOOM. Like the pee thing, he also denies that his favorite part of his s/o is their ass.
Hino
A very fast nutter, he can go a good 2-3 rounds, but the first always ends in like 4 strokes because he’s so excited.
