#cyber rants

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[ducks-wearing-socks212]

me when i actually have to do my college work instead of scrolling on Tumblr

[0cyberdog0]

Bit of a rant

I think one of the reasons I lost interest in Sonic a few years ago is because of how often they shit on Eggman just to make another villain look cooler :/ this trend is so overused, it's getting tiring. This is coming from someone who enjoyed Frontiers and the most recent episode of chaotix casefiles. Imagine in sonic unleashed if Eggman took control of dark gaia with one of his inventions and the final fight was sonic and chip vs Eggman and a crazy possessed dark gaia. Imagine if starline made Surge and Kit as a way to make Eggman proud just for the 2 to go wild resulting in Starline's death. He died thinking he made something his idol admired. Eggman isn't even in my top 10 favorite characters, I'm just tired of these guys reusing the same trope for the same character.

[vivalasunday]

making clothes for your mii before you create them is like preparing for a baby.

[theblackparadeisdead]

Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man

[theblackparadeisdead]

One day ur a suicidal 15 year old and then suddenly you wake up and you're 22 years old and genuinely debating the merits of iceberg vs romaine lettuce in the salad ur making. Life goes on ig

[theblackparadeisdead]

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

[theblackparadeisdead]

Tumblr is such an awesome website. What if your diary had a pvp option