>It's 3am in 2027 & you need a ride home from the club
>You use your phone to summon a Tesla Cybercab even though you think Musk is a twat
>Elons AI GROK begins its perusal of your online activities
>Robotaxi quickly slides up, its door silently swings up, you enter, door swings shut with a firm *click*
>Cybercab swiftly accelerates you away
>GROK has finished with your online activities analysis. Displeasure
>The dash screen suddenly lights up, displays & scrolls each & every post you ever disparaged Elon online. Ever. Anywhere. All the way back. Fullscreen.
>Now the dash screen displays a flashing GIF of Elon wagging his index finger, saying "shame shame shame. Shame on you hater." Elon is wearing his stupid huge black cowboy hat. Grinning. Idiot
>The Cybercab then whiplash accelerates to max. Disables windows & doors. Aircon stops. Auto initiates a Catastrophic Battery Overload. The Robotaxi heats up incredibly fast. Your seatbelt retracts violently, pinning you down.
>Dashboard Elon maniacally cackles and giggles onscreen while you fry. Your demise is dashcam livestreamed to Elons phone for his amusement. Elon gets quite erect while intently watching. Real hard
>Your cooking is over quickly. Livestream ends as dashcam melts. Elon etches yet another victory line on his bedroom wall, then he kinda jumps for some reason
>Tesla releases its standard 'Oopsie software glitch' statement in response. The world yawns
>A new Cybercab exits the factory and rolls out into the world
