Jun 30
It always makes me happy when I see a cybertruck in the rain bc I know they take damage every time they get wet
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It always makes me happy when I see a cybertruck in the rain bc I know they take damage every time they get wet
Alright look. Here's my thing with the Cybertruck.
Forget Elon for just a second, forget Tesla for the most part even. All the brand stuff, all the quality issues, all the rest of the nonsense.
It's fast, right? As far as I can tell, the literal one point the thing still has going for it compared to all the promises, is the fact that it moves pretty darn fast for a big fucking lego brick on wheels. The one thing they seem to know how to do is make a fast vehicle.
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It could have been a bike.
It could have been a fucking. Motorcycle.
Look at it. Look at that ridiculous, lowpoly, four-tons-on-an-aluminum-frame, surprisingly fast cuboid death trap and tell me it shouldn't have been a fucking Cyberbike. The sharp angles? The flat, reflective plates? White strip lights instead of round headlights? Aerodynamic-ish? The potential for that Valorant-minimal-skin look?
Fucking hell.
Like okay I still wouldn't have bought it because on top of all the Elon stuff it would probably explode under me.
But it still should have been an electric motorcycle.
Theeeeeere once was a truck with an ugly frame
Its angled sharp and it looked so lame
The people wonder who to blame
The man who goes to mars.
All hail the cybertruck!
A brick on wheels that frankly sucks!
They call it sleek but let’s be real
It’s the dumbest thing on wheels