#cybertrucks suck

[jayetheartist]

Two down!

[madfishmonger]

Absolutely hilarious.

“The cybertruck is a car that hates the human inside” "Fisher Price Brutalism" “We don’t want to wait for the dystopia to come, so let’s just make something that’s already wearing its face.” "You don't really coast in a cybertruck, you doomscroll" "Broligarchs" "It's disruptive like a load bearing pillar in the middle of a grocery store aisle."

[furbytesticles]

I think cybertrucks should become taboo. Like how black cats are thought of as bad luck to some people (those ppl should die all cats r wonderful). I was at work one rainy day and i looked out the glass front door and i saw a cybertruck slowly drive by as the rain poured down on it. I got a shiver down my spine It had to of been a bad omen.

[simplykaidyn]

Theeeeeere once was a truck with an ugly frame

Its angled sharp and it looked so lame

The people wonder who to blame

The man who goes to mars.

All hail the cybertruck!

A brick on wheels that frankly sucks!

They call it sleek but let’s be real

It’s the dumbest thing on wheels

[captainpirateface]

[twistedstitcher27]

Anyone remember the were-car episode of Futurama, The Honking? (<-linked if you don't remember)

Yeah, if that were made today, the robots affected would turn into the year 3024 Futurama version of the cyber"truck".

It's that much of a curse.

[toothbrushunicorn]

Did I write this headline? Because this is exactly how I would write a headline. I don't know who the author is irl but we're bffs now. There's no way we can not be.

Another Deadly Crash Shows Tesla Cybertruck Is Not Very Good at Keeping Passengers Alive

A second fiery crash involving a Cybertruck resulted in three fatalities, proving that the Tesla pickup truck is not very good at protecting

[vonna-stella]

To whomstever is driving this Cyberdump with these Lego ass tires, you better be paying royalties to them.