#cyborg!reader

[harveybwabbit92]

R/n, telling riddles: First you make the sale then you open my drawer. What am I?

Zoffy: You're -

Seven, interrupting: A Hooker!

R/n: I'm a What?

Zoffy, smacking Seven upside the head: She's a cash register, you louse!!

[dearest-painter]

yo hear me out,

atsv with cyborg reader BUT they can transform like a fucking transformer-

imagine the team trying to stop spot a portal come out of nowhere, A FUCKING A MOTORCYCLE ATTACK HIS ASS and reader then turn into their normal self

OMFG YES! Like spots being dramatic then Cyborg!Reader just RUNS HIM OVER SO MANY TIMES then goes back to their normal self. They probably killed or put him in a coma with how much they ran him over

[reddeadrevival]

Cyborg reader? Maybe few of the vanderlinde gang members find Reader (has had metal limbs sorta like black watch genji) passed out in the forest and they somehow nurse her back to health. In gratitude, Reader stays with them and fights like a boss.

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Ngl, had to look up what that was, didn’t know it was overwatch. I also had to watch a few videos about him…

Covered in metal, wire/tube in your arm, mask that only shows your eyes

It’s all very sketchy and looks bad

So naturally when they first find you they’re very hesitant

Until they notice you’re injured

Your human arm is bleeding quite a bit

They can’t just leave you

They bring you back to camp

Careful of any wires and such

They can patch up your skin just fine but any damage to your metal bits have them utterly confused

They dare not even try, lest they make it worse

They don’t try to remove the helmet/mask either

A few members of camp stay well away from the tent you’re recovering in

Abigail keeps Jack away

Karen and Swanson get some crosses up 

(They are super suspicious of anything unnatural being demonic, you can’t convince me otherwise)

A few will check on you from time to time

Arthur, Hosea and Charles take turns watching over you

Susan is one of the main ones who helped patch you up

After a few days you finally wake up

When you first speak (your voice having a little robotic “warble” to it) it makes everyone take a step back

They’ve never heard a voice like that

Then while you’re testing out your metal arm, to see what’s broken or not, blades pop out of the hand and everyone’s hands go to their weapons

The fact that you ignored the sounds of cocking guns made them all a bit tense

You showed no fear in being shot by them

Soon they see you’re not going to kill them in their sleep

Or do any of them any harm

In fact you do quite the opposite

The day comes where their camp is ambushed

A fight that would normally have taken well over half an hour lasts a little under 10 minutes

You’d blocked bullets with your arm and managed to save Sean who’d run out of bullets (after missing 80% of his shots)

You almost single-handedly (literally you used your hand blade thing) took out the rest of the O’Driscolls

Everyone is a lot more welcoming after that

Besides Karen and Swanson who still don’t trust all that metal stuff

Hope this was okay, I could only find a few videos and most didn’t tell me much, just what he looked like and that he had little blades in his metal hand apparently.

(Master List)

[harveybwabbit92]

[Seven assigns codenames to Zoffy and R/n for an up coming mission.]

R/n, checking in: This is Clueless 1. (pause)...Why am I Clueless 1?

Seven, to Zoffy: Tell her, Clueless 2!

Zoffy, flustered: ...Shut up.

[harveybwabbit92]

Zoffy, after reading a note R/n left: What does she mean with 'take out' here?

Jack: Food!

Taro: Dating?

Ace: Murder.

Seven: It can be all three if you're not a pussy.

Zoffy:...I'll just ask R/n, you know? like a normal person.

[harveybwabbit92]

[Cyborg! Reader finds a magazine one of her human crew mates left behind, curious about it’s contents the the former human/recon droid reads some of it and is fixed on a segment called: “Romantic tips and tricks to make your heart race❣” She follows the instructions and goes to Zoffy to test it out. She find him sitting at his desk looking over reports, she sits down next to him. Zoffy was going to ask if they needed something? When R/n suddenly hugs him..]

Zoffy, is blindsided by R/n’s boldness: M-Miss R/n wha-what are you doing???

R/n: Just relax Captain... I wanna try something, if you’ll let me..

[Zoffy swallows hard as R/n pulls him closer to her, she removes her visor to get a better look at his face, Zoffy’s heart was rattling in his chest, when suddenly the cyborg kissed him, Zoffy was in shock, it was unexpected, it took a moment for his brain to restart and respond, R/n pulled away and Zoffy’s face was hot and red.]

R/n, looks confused as she put her hand on her chest: Hmmm, It’s not racing....

Zoffy, dazed and blushing: Huh?????

R/n, looks down at the magazine: It said kisses makes your heart beat faster...Maybe I did it wrong? (About kiss Zoffy again.)

Zoffy, flustered: Um...R/n. I uh-

Melos, suddenly comes marching to them: (to Zoffy) There you are! I've been looking for you for 10 minutes now! C'mon!

Zoffy: I-- w-What?

(Melos grabs Zoffy and drags him away.)

Zoffy, frazzled and reaching out to R/n: No! Wait! Waaaaitttt!

[harveybwabbit92]

[Cyborg! R/n and Melo's play a little prank on Zoffy they moved everything, all the knickknacks and furniture in his office about 3 inches to the left and they would subtly check in on Zoffy too see if he would noticed.]

[R/n is greeting Zoffy as he heads into his office handing him some forms to sign.]

R/n: Here’s a request for more medical supplies and a request for a new tv in the common room.  

Zoffy: I’ll see what we can do for medical, but as for the Tv are the recruits who broke it willing to pay fo-.... 

(Zoffy freezes as he steps into the doorway of his office, R/n look ups from her clipboard, she watches Zoffy who has this cautious but mystified look on his face, as he looks around the room confused.)

R/n, playing dumb: Dear, (looks around) What is it?

Zoffy, sensing something was off, but he just can’t bloody see it!:  *Ahem* it’s Nothing, now. What were we on a about?

R/n, checks forms: A new Tv for the common room?

Zoffy: Right, right...Are the ones who broke the old one willing to pay for the new one themselves?

[Cut to later Melos in the office and sees Zoffy eyeing the shelf with all his trophies on it perplexed.]

Melos: Is there a problem, Zof?

Zoffy, jumps a little forgetting Melos was there for moment: Uh, No, Its-...(pause) Actually. Does something seem in here off to you?

Melos: Off how?

Zoffy, opens his mouth then closes it: Never mind. I’m probably just tired and making a mountain out of a molehill. Dismissed. (Zoffy scratches his head as he looks around very confused.)

[Melos leaves smirking, a few weeks later Melos and R/n confessed to what they did, Zoffy nearly blew a gasket on them; he thought he was going mad!]

[harveybwabbit92]

Father of Ultra: We all know you are in love with her.

Zoffy: I am not in love with R/n.

Ultraman: He never said who.

Zoffy:

Zoffy, buries his face in his hands: Dammit...