How Soon Is Meow? (Finback / KCBC)
Brewery : Finback / KCBC
Beer : How Soon Is Meow?
Style : Pilsner / Pilsener / Czech Pilsner
Variance : Brewed with Flaked Rice
Alright meow, hand over your license and registration. Your registration? Hurry up meow. Is there something funny here boy? Then why are you laughing mister Larry Johnson? Alright meow, where were we? Am I saying meow? Don’t think boy, meow do you know how fast you were going? Meow what is so damn funny? Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice? You stop laughing right meow! Meow, I’m going to have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow, It’s the law. Not so funny meow, is it? MEOW!
Thanks for sitting through one of my favorite parts of Super Troopers, now let me reward you with an accurate description of this beer: It looks like pee. That’s right, I’ve seen plenty of hazy IPAs but never before have I seen a hazy pils but now that I have I feel like I don’t want to go back to the old way. Oh wait, did I mention I gave this a 9? If you don’t know how to fucking read the top part of the review let me say it one more time. A PILSNER GOT A 9. I never thought I’d see this day because I’m not usually crazy about the style but KCBC and Finback absolutely killed it with this one. A nice light melon and lemon flavor starts things off with a nice balance of bitter and sweet before some classic pilsner flavors play second fiddle to more of those delicious melon flavors before some cantaloupe and sweetness mix in with some faint floral hops to wrap things up. I’m a huge fan of this beer and if you ever get the chance to pick this up I’d highly highly recommend it because this is probably the best of the style I’ve ever tasted. I honestly don’t give a shit what level you are at in your drinking expeditions because this is a must drink so get your ass out there and pick it up. Enjoy!