Apr 10, 2025
Demoniac Czorag
7F0E2A / FE4794 / B70201 / 181725 / 342E38
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Demoniac Czorag
7F0E2A / FE4794 / B70201 / 181725 / 342E38
Zeis: I'm just calling to see how you were doing in lockdown?
Czorag: I'm bored. I'm so very, very BORED! Transcendentally bored! There's nothing to do here! I've decided that if I can't find anything to do within the next two days, I'm gonna have a nap, and I'm gonna set the alarm clock for June. It's gotta be all over by June, hasn't it?
Czorag: So what can I do you for this time, Kalon?
Kalon: There's a political candidate causing trouble in Randall for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists.
Czorag: Doesn't it?
Kalon: Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here...
Czorag: OK, yeah, that makes sense.
Kalon: Do you know what happens when I'm lonely, Czory?
Czorag: Oh, gods fucking dammit...
Kalon: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red [CENSORED] of yours, [CENSORED] your [CENSORED] and LICK ALL OF YOUR [CENSORED] BEFORE TAKING OUT YOUR [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] WITH MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU'RE SCREAMING [CENSORED] LIKE A FUCKING BABY!
Czorag: [hangs up in terror]
Zeis: What are your qualifications?
Czorag: Ah, well, I attended Julliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that, I've seen The EXORCIST ABOUT 167 TIMES, AND IT KREPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEMON! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?! You think I'm qualified?
Zeis: Hello, hello! Did you come to help me? (this demon looks so powerful...)
Czorag: Dinnae fuckin' touch me, ya posh prick! Git tae fuck, yer maw's a pure roaster!
[OVERDRIVE]
Czorag: MON THEN, FIGHT ME, YA CUNT!
Zeis: (Oh no. He's Scottish.)
I'm at th'age where people are askin' "so what are ye daein' with yer life" an' I'm like "mate, am genuinely jus' here fer a laff."
Czorag
Mifune: I fear no man.
Czorag: Oooooh, tha's some tough talk comin' from a man who wears a basket on his head! What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?