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Stein: "Hey, Owen! Can I get a sip of that water?"

Owen: "It's not water."

Stein: "Vodka! I like your style--"

Owen: "It's vinegar."

Stein: "What?"

Owen: "It's vinegar, pussy."

#brave frontier #Stein #Owen #source: vine #Rubisaurus98 #submission

Hanzo: people are having a rough time in quarantine and not being able to visit their friends, but all i need is my sister! Right , Yurika?

Yurika: Fuck off, Hanzo.

Hanzo: Okay, well-

#brave frontier #Yurika #Hanzo #Source: tiktok #symonynii #submission

Czorag: So what can I do you for this time, Kalon?

Kalon: There's a political candidate causing trouble in Randall for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists.

Czorag: Doesn't it?

Kalon: Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here...

Czorag: OK, yeah, that makes sense.

Kalon: Do you know what happens when I'm lonely, Czory?

Czorag: Oh, gods fucking dammit...

Kalon: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red [CENSORED] of yours, [CENSORED] your [CENSORED] and LICK ALL OF YOUR [CENSORED] BEFORE TAKING OUT YOUR [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] WITH MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU'RE SCREAMING [CENSORED] LIKE A FUCKING BABY!

Czorag: [hangs up in terror]

#brave frontier #Czorag #Kalon #Source: helluva boss

Zeis: I'm just calling to see how you were doing in lockdown?

Czorag: I'm bored. I'm so very, very BORED! Transcendentally bored! There's nothing to do here! I've decided that if I can't find anything to do within the next two days, I'm gonna have a nap, and I'm gonna set the alarm clock for June. It's gotta be all over by June, hasn't it?

#brave frontier #Zeis #Czorag #Source: good omens lockdown

Seria: Whoever left the fucking avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it because I have the worst hangover right now.

Paris: Why would you drink on a work night?

Seria: I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass.

Karl: Isn't that MY lunch?

Seria: You know what? I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some fucking steam! [runs out screaming and kicks a passing Burny]

#brave frontier #karl #paris #Seria #Source: helluva boss

Rin, holding her hand out: Pound that, Dewey, pound it!

Dewey: *pounds it*

Rin: Let's go get some Tater Tots!

#brave frontier #Rin #Dewey #Source: vine #Rubisaurus98 #submission

Bertz: Name one mean thing I've ever done.

Reda: You tried to convince me that eggs aren't real.

#brave frontier #Bertz #Reda #Source: tumblr #Rubisaurus98 #submission

Lucius: Ark... Ark... Oracle Knight... OH, DON'T GROVEL! One thing I can't stand, it's people grovelling.

Ark: Sorry.

Lucius: And don't apologise! Every time I try to talk to someone, it's "sorry" this and "forgive me" that and "I'm not worthy..." NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Ark: I'm averting my eyes, O Lord!

Lucius: Well, don't! It's like those miserable psalms, they're SO depressing. Now knock it off!

Ark: Yes Lord!

Lucius: Right. Ark, Oracle Knight, you shall be given a task to make you an example in these dark times.

Ark: Good idea, O Lord!

Lucius: COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!

#brave frontier #Lucius #Ark #source: monty python and the holy grail

Sera: Summoner's Hall, what's your emergency?

Lugina: Aaargh, I Macaulay Culkin'd myself and I can't move!

Sera: You M-

Lugina: I booby-trapped my house before I left for Cordelica!

Sera: Sorry, you Macaulay-

Lugina: I got shithoused off of six quarts of Chardonnay on the journey home, I totally forgot.

Sera: Are you okay?

Lugina: No, I'm not okay!! I triggered the whole dang pulley system when I opened the door! I lit my head on fire, got slammed in my peener by a swinging paint can and did a godsdamn gainer on a bunch of marbles!

Sera: OK, I'm calling an ambulance.

Lugina: Look, tell 'em to hurry. That egg timer goes off, I'm done for.

Sera: What happens when the egg timer goes off?

Lugina: The Bees.

Sera: The... bees?

Lugina: Ohh, it was gonna be the grand finale. The timer, the pulleys, knocking over the bees, oh-ho, sweet justice on the bad guys! ...Ohhhhh, boy. Here it comes!! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!

Sera: Uh, happy holidays?

Lugina: AAAAAAAGGGH, IT'S A REFERENCE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!

#brave frontier #lugina #Sera #Source: paradise pd

Lance: Listen, just tell us who you sold pot to in the last 24 hours.

Eze: [points]

Lance: Besides me, dickhead.

#brave frontier #Lance #Eze #six heroes #Source: vine

Noel: You need to park here, Mr Beil. You have an executive parking space now!

Lugina: It looks exactly like my old space.

Noel: Yeah, but this one comes with your own company suck-up.

Suck-up: Morning, Mr Beil! Nice day!

Lugina: Ehh, it's a little cloudy.

Suck-up: It's absolutely cloudy! One of the worst days I've seen in years! So, good news about RealMen Guild!

Lugina: I hate RealMen Guild.

Suck-up: Pack of cheaters, that's what they are. I love your tie!

Lugina: I hate this tie.

Suck-up: It's awful, it's gaudy, it's gotta go.

Lugina: ...and I hate myself.

Suck-up: I hate you too, you make me sick, you fat sack of crap!

Lugina: But I'm an Elder Summoner.

Suck-up: The best there is!

Lugina: But you just said you hated me.

Suck-up: But- not you, the... Elder Summoner, the you who said you hated you, you who love- hate RealMen... Clouds-! [head explodes]

Noel: I'll have that fixed for you tomorrow, sir.

#brave frontier #lugina #Noel #source: family guy

Lin: The filing is done, Lord Grahdens.

Grahdens: Thank you, Miss Merylham. You are a valued member of our research team, and I will give you a raise tomorrow if you come to work without a shirt on.

Lin: Lord Grahdens!!

Grahdens: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that came out wrong. Let me try again... Nice ass.

#brave frontier #Lin #grahdens #source: family guy

Owen: Elise, are you and Noah even dating right now?

Elise: [chuckling] Are we even dating right no- Are we even da- Are we even- No, he broke up with me again this morning.

#brave frontier #Elise #Noah #Owen #source: homestar runner

Paris: This guy shows up and he starts calling the Pokemon by the wrong names, I don't know, just on purpose, to patronise me, making fun of me, I don't know what his deal was. He called Bulbasaur-

Lugina: That's Onion Turtle.

Paris: Geodude-

Lugina: Punchy Rock.

Paris: Meowth-

Lugina: That cat with the long ass arms.

Paris: Ekans-

Lugina: Purple shit.

Paris: He called Diglett-

Lugina: That's Floor Shit right there.

Paris: And Dugtrio-

Lugina: That's THREE Floor Shits.

Paris: He knew Pikachu, but everyone knows Pikachu.

Lugina: Oh, yeah, that's Pikachu right there.

Paris: He called Weepinbell-

Lugina: Oh, that's Almost A Pear.

Paris: Weedle-

Lugina: Party Wiener.

Paris: Beedrill-

Lugina: Everybody knows that's Big Dick Bee.

Paris: Bees don't even have dicks, it's a stinger!!

#brave frontier #lugina #paris #source: ???

"I am disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to the Rainbow Goddess Tilith and this is the thanks I get?"

-The Summoner

#brave frontier #summoner #Rubisaurus98 #Source: vine #submission

Paris: Tie a knot, Tilith! Can you tie a knot?

Tilith: I cannot.

Paris: Ah! So you can knot?

Tilith: No, I cannot knot.

Paris: "Not knot?"

Lugina: Who's there?

Paris: LUGINA!

Lugina: Lugina who?

#brave frontier #lugina #paris #tilith #source: winnie the pooh

Tilith: We saved the world.

Tilith: I say we party.

#brave frontier #Tilith #source: buffy the vampire slayer #Rubisaurus98 #submission

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