#d&d fail

[thecassafrasstree]

Me at first D&D session: I just realized I gave my character proficiency in flute. But my character is a bird person. I don't have lips to play it with! XD

[cybermax]

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

Sarah Huckabee Sanders was seen attempting a Deception roll despite her character sporting an abysmal 5 total Charisma score.

[crazykittenworld]

I broke my Bag of Devouring

I wanted to hide it so no one would know it was a bag of devouring, so i covered it with leather. I PIERCED IT WHILE SEWING IT.

I BROKE THE BAG BY PIERCING IT WITH A FUCKING NEEDLE

[both-stark-and-baratheon]

This is your daily reminder that I hate the show's characterization of Arya as the "lone wolf."

In the books, the opposite is true.

[thecassafrasstree]

The look on your DM's face when you accidentally mention to a city guard that you killed the local wizard and get your whole party thrown in jail. 🙃

To be fair, he turned himself into a Lovecraftian monster first. If anything, we were doing him and everyone around him a favour. XD

[add-writer]

Oh Doge

[ehleesaaguilar]

<This Is How We Roll>

[zephyrtisane]

one time i was playing d&d and my group set up a tripwire and we tripped the cyclops and it fell and got knocked out and i was closest so they were like "stab it! kill it!" and i was like "okay!"

i rolled a one

a huge fucking cyclops was lying ko'ed on the ground and i fucking stabbed myself