#d'dew

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

Two darks… dark-dark. Why is it so hard for people to remember?

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

Evil To Do List

Buy green poison on sale

Mind control tiara on Princess Isabella

Snub Alan Menken Re: Emmy

Take over kingdom - PENDING

Something with spiders

Identify the One True King to Unite Them All

Kill Jon Snow?

Get cool, evil haircut

Ask Wanda for ETA on centerpiece OTHER PLAN

Rely heavily on Nielsen ratings, ignore modern world

Find powerful ally in act three, start war

Immigration brainstorm: build giant wall, kick refugees

Teach Barry D'DEW tips and tricks

Wedding To Do List

Invitations

Isabella pumpkin dress

NO CHILDREN except the groom

Order gluten free grog

Sit knights at round tables, NOT square tables.

Princess Jubilee RSVP PENDING

More red flowers RE: color palette

ATTRACTIVE waitstaff this time, Barry

Teach Harry how to read his wedding vows

Groomsmen's gits / engrave

Hire a painter who can really paint those action shots

Speech thanking wedding guests

Kosher meats

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

This is cherries jubilee. Something I was thinking about for your potential wedding, hmm?

[tummyflowerisms]

was this on purpose or

[onceuponamemoryline]

Who do I have to D'Dew for a new season?

- me after watching Galavant 

[ghelikblack]

Come to the D'Dew side

we have... really catchy tunes

[orlissa]

Okay, but imagine Voldemort singing Do the D’DEW