#d.i.d jokes

[death-is-my-dishonor]

A big D.I.D mood is asking who's fronting like other people ask what time it is

[death-is-my-dishonor]

We don't know who the fuck is in the front

*clap* *clap*

We don't know who the fuck is in the front

*clap* *clap*

We had a couple thoughts

But they were confirmed wrong

Now we don't know who the fuck is in the front

*clap* *clap*

[death-is-my-dishonor]

Story of my life: "ok so we've figured out what their name *isn't*"

[death-is-my-dishonor]

One of my favorite D.I.D things is when one of the Idiots™ hears something like "I dont want to cry again" and they start doing dumb shit as a distraction. I didn't even realize Soul was awake just now until he started humming Raining Tacos just slightly off key but very loudly in headspace. Also I say idiots in the nicest way possible.

[death-is-my-dishonor]

Tonight's mistake: thinking I could do word searches alone

On a related note, if you have at lease semi decent system communication and need something entertaining, try a goddamn word search. Because hearing "but I saw (immature word)! Mark it and write it on the list!" And "found it! But you won't." along with all sorts of other random commentary from headspace never gets old (*half sarcasm*)