#did jokes

[lefluoritesys]

"What's your favorite type of music?"

*sweats in DID* "U-uhm... I- I listen to everything, depending on my mood :D"

The moods sitting in the back of my head watching me: "No, no, they've got a point"

[fuckrsystemcringe]

She dissociate on my identity til I disorder

[thenightsystem]

Most people only get 4 stress responses: Fight, Flight, Fawn, and Freeze.

people with DID unlock the secret fifth one: Forget

-host

[sovereignsystem]

Tumblr: Yeah. We're the cool, smart-but-chaotic side of the internet 😎

Also Tumblr: DID is an identity and all narcissist are douchebag abusers. Also I'm transautistic and transabused

[lambbchopped]

average co front experience

[baaaasil]

Magical girl with did who goes through 5 super long outfit change sequences mid fight every time she switches

[forestfirefragments]

We had no support system as a kid so our brain really went 'fuck you we're making our own'

[turtle-system]

I think all systems are owed have extended time. What I mean by that is instead of a 24 hour day, a system specifically is bestowed at least 48 hours to make it fair for all the alters who want to do something but are limited by the constraints of bedtime and having to wait their turn to front. This is a hyperbole and it might just be me actually but

(- Luke)