Today on "our D10,000 wild magic surge table strikes again!", PC was one round away from getting one hit killed, experiencing an consequence of her actions. She then cast a level 2 spell, and rolled effect #9,997: "While in this area, no one can inflict or suffer an injury", grinding the Kaiju battle between a celestial of punishment and a demigod of hunger to a SCREACHING halt.
What The fuck did you put in your Completely Normal tarot decks?
I was playing a TTRPG tonight and pulled out a five card draw in the middle of our mid-campaign, first encounter with the BBEGs (fellow player had to step away from the table).
We did all we could, we had to press our advantage, and we knew, we knew that we were going to get stomped.
And I pull this???!
?????
CT explain this. CT my character died for a pherric victory to gain information and burnt her sole reserection. The only way to stop the BBEG from attaining godhood after our doomed failure is to burn down the capital city. CT explain what you did.
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