#da fawk

[sophoss7]

gaz isn't a cute gamer girl

i just realized its 2026 and we werent celebrating christmas what the fuck

[demie90s]

🌟 MORE Shit About Me No One Asked For 🌟

★ Favorite movie is Toy Story 1. The rest kinda scare me. Like… why is Lotso that evil? And the chicken man? AND the rest are dumb.

★ I love horror movies. And I mean gore. If nobody’s getting split in half, I’m in. Crazy right. Like I mean I love that shit…

★ I’m dressed like somebody’s grannie right now and I look good.

★ I’m actually a homebody unless it’s school, work, or family. Why be outside when I can rot inside?

★ Bought a car at 18. Only drive it if I have to because I like my daddy car better. Sue me. Actually don’t.

★ I think the Bay Area is the best part of Cali… period.

★ I fought my crush in high school. Like tussling. And I still wanna fuck. (She was so fineeeeee)

★ I like funny people. That’s it. That’s the tweet. I’m so easy it’s embarrassing.

★ Men who hit on me scare me because half the time… I look like them.…a woMAN.

★ I got locs. And they long. I swing ’em when I’m thinking, walking, shaking ass for sum cash (lying bout the last one……?)

★ I love being a passenger princess. Seat back, music on, vibes immaculate 💖

★ I did cheer in high school. And I was cute about it. And Volleyball.

★ I’m allergic to chocolate. Yes, it’s tragic. Yes, I cry about it sometimes. I’m lyin.

★ I hate Reading.

“Jenn Carter is my wife.” I whisper into the night.

I call you guys my pookie wookies but ion want to make it weird.

[il-mostrc]

Minutes away from watching a theatrical showing of The Dark Crystal. Nic over here making me feel old but….

I can’t be the only one that knows the film and loves it. ..can I?

[l0okalivesunshine]

dan and phil could post a picture of their marriage papers and the anti-phannies would really go ‘guys they just did it for tax reasons stop saying they’re in a relationship 🙄🙄’

[danmanz]

i miss a singular lecture and now i feel like im gonna fail my midterm cause somehow she explained 2 whole chapters in a single lecture

[swordliger]

What the!

I got a tense jaw from chewing a granola bar!

[poetbastard]

Assuming that this is also completely relevant to the grand scheme of things, I'd like to inquire on your current cuticle care.

"Non-existent" 

[twerkmastersehun]

Bish who is you talkin to?!