#da2 bartrand

[askmarianhawke]

Meeran, Gamlen, Bartrand. Fuck, marry, kill

How lovely! A scenario in which I either marry, murder, or fuck my uncle. Sounds like my luck.

Meeran seems like the only real choice for fucking with this list. The other one’s my uncle, and then it’s Varric’s brother. Who tried to trap us in the Deep Roads to die. Not exactly setting the mood.

Marrying Bartrand is a different story, though. Now that he’s been sent to the crazy house, I wouldn’t have to do much about the marriage. It’d be like a real noble wedding! My husband is already mad, and we never see each other unless it can’t be avoided.

And I’m pretty sure Gamlen would rather die than marry or fuck me anyway. Although... He probably wouldn’t mind getting married and gambling all my money away.